Audi
Well-Known Member
~ the commandments by which all T9K should adhere to
Rule 1
If Vorsprung chops off your testicle, turn to him your other one.
Rule 2
If there is no Medic, thy shalt become a Medic.
Rule 3
If it exists, RSMV will post it.
Rule 4
Every thread has an equal and opposite derailment.
Rule 5
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. But it's fucking annoying, and I'll kill the motherfucker who tries.
Rule 6
Do not argue with Vorsprung; it will only end in pain.
Rule 7
Check the forums before you repost like an idiot.
Rule 8
There is only one true Taco.
Rule 9
Keep the ponies to the pony thread.
Rule 10
Never accuse a Gurw of being dumb unless you have walked a mile in his foreskin.
Rule 11
The juice produced from the brim of Thee's hat makes a delightful soup if garnished appropriately.
Rule 12
If a comment is deemed funny, then thy shalt like thine comment.
Rule 12
'Lol' is not an acceptable response.
Rule 13
If your image is big-ass, then thy shalt place it in a spoiler.
Rule 14
Ozy doesn't have a beard, a beard has Ozy.
Rule 15
There is no such thing as class.
Rule 16
Crane reserves the right to be an obnoxious arsehole at all times.
Rule 17
Sex is always a good outcome.
Rule 18
A Stout Shako must always be sold at the price of 2 refined.
Rule 19
Double-posting is a sin.
Rule 20
I save my penis for only the holiest of things.
Rule 21
Beese is my holy cow and I fear his udders.
Rule 22
Anuses are holy.
Rule 23
Gurw likes the tingling, for he is a tingle-dick.
Rule 24
Absinthe mulled with LSD is nice.
Rule 25
Gimpsuits worn on a winter's day are nicer.
Rule 26
Put the two together for a totally new, unexpected experience that helps you boost the mood during intimate times.
Rule 27
This guacamole is awesome.
Rule 28
Remember - if there's a tug on your scrotum at night - embrace it, don't displace it.
Rule 29
It's always a good idea to rub yourself in peanut butter.
Rule 30
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffiene.
Rule 31
Never mention 9gag.
Rule 32
Lolcatz are still funny tho.
Rule 33
Vorsprung is God.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is nurn of it.
Rule 35
If there is no nurn of it, it will be made soon.
Rule 36
But a muslim san Idaho.
Rule 37
Anonymous is legion. But fuck them. Because I don't like legions.
Rule 38
Never try and upstage a riled Vorsprung.
Rule 39
Rustle jimmies with tact.
Rule 40
Tetsuooooo.
Rule 41
Kanedaaaa.
Rule 42
Pokemon is only for the hardest of kents.
Rule 43
Drinking goon and slaying poon is always in good taste.
Rule 44
Crack's actually a good alternative to air.
Rule 45
If in doubt, lube it up.
Rule 46
If your underpants are sticky - YES.
Rule 47
Expect the edits.
Rule 48
If you make me angry, I'll rip off your genitals and wear them as a hat.
Rule 49
Nikki is always right.
Rule 50
Vorsprung is the King of all that is TF2 and phallus.
Rule 1
If Vorsprung chops off your testicle, turn to him your other one.
Rule 2
If there is no Medic, thy shalt become a Medic.
Rule 3
If it exists, RSMV will post it.
Rule 4
Every thread has an equal and opposite derailment.
Rule 5
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. But it's fucking annoying, and I'll kill the motherfucker who tries.
Rule 6
Do not argue with Vorsprung; it will only end in pain.
Rule 7
Check the forums before you repost like an idiot.
Rule 8
There is only one true Taco.
Rule 9
Keep the ponies to the pony thread.
Rule 10
Never accuse a Gurw of being dumb unless you have walked a mile in his foreskin.
Rule 11
The juice produced from the brim of Thee's hat makes a delightful soup if garnished appropriately.
Rule 12
If a comment is deemed funny, then thy shalt like thine comment.
Rule 12
'Lol' is not an acceptable response.
Rule 13
If your image is big-ass, then thy shalt place it in a spoiler.
Rule 14
Ozy doesn't have a beard, a beard has Ozy.
Rule 15
There is no such thing as class.
Rule 16
Crane reserves the right to be an obnoxious arsehole at all times.
Rule 17
Sex is always a good outcome.
Rule 18
A Stout Shako must always be sold at the price of 2 refined.
Rule 19
Double-posting is a sin.
Rule 20
I save my penis for only the holiest of things.
Rule 21
Beese is my holy cow and I fear his udders.
Rule 22
Anuses are holy.
Rule 23
Gurw likes the tingling, for he is a tingle-dick.
Rule 24
Absinthe mulled with LSD is nice.
Rule 25
Gimpsuits worn on a winter's day are nicer.
Rule 26
Put the two together for a totally new, unexpected experience that helps you boost the mood during intimate times.
Rule 27
This guacamole is awesome.
Rule 28
Remember - if there's a tug on your scrotum at night - embrace it, don't displace it.
Rule 29
It's always a good idea to rub yourself in peanut butter.
Rule 30
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffiene.
Rule 31
Never mention 9gag.
Rule 32
Lolcatz are still funny tho.
Rule 33
Vorsprung is God.
Rule 34
If it exists, there is nurn of it.
Rule 35
If there is no nurn of it, it will be made soon.
Rule 36
But a muslim san Idaho.
Rule 37
Anonymous is legion. But fuck them. Because I don't like legions.
Rule 38
Never try and upstage a riled Vorsprung.
Rule 39
Rustle jimmies with tact.
Rule 40
Tetsuooooo.
Rule 41
Kanedaaaa.
Rule 42
Pokemon is only for the hardest of kents.
Rule 43
Drinking goon and slaying poon is always in good taste.
Rule 44
Crack's actually a good alternative to air.
Rule 45
If in doubt, lube it up.
Rule 46
If your underpants are sticky - YES.
Rule 47
Expect the edits.
Rule 48
If you make me angry, I'll rip off your genitals and wear them as a hat.
Rule 49
Nikki is always right.
Rule 50
Vorsprung is the King of all that is TF2 and phallus.
