Jazz007
Well-Known Member
Baby, don't creep me...
Don't creep me, no more...
In all [semi-]seriousness:
How to troll?
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Annoying frequently asked questions/statements
- Thread starter StTheo
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Don't creep me, no more...
In all [semi-]seriousness:
How to troll?
ienjoywaffles
Well-Known Member
Guest: Can I build a penis?
Admin: No
-5 minutes later-
Guest: I found a penis!!!!!111!!121!!21!!one!!21!!!
Admin: Thanks for reporting yourself.
This has happened at least 3 times.
ienwaflez cn u rnk me? my wood house iz kool. WAT?!?!/1/?!?!?!?!?!?1!?!! NO/1/!?!?!??!?1?!!? I HATE U!!!!1!!11!!!11!!!!!!!
Admin: No
-5 minutes later-
Guest: I found a penis!!!!!111!!121!!21!!one!!21!!!
Admin: Thanks for reporting yourself.
This has happened at least 3 times.
ienwaflez cn u rnk me? my wood house iz kool. WAT?!?!/1/?!?!?!?!?!?1!?!! NO/1/!?!?!??!?1?!!? I HATE U!!!!1!!11!!!11!!!!!!!
Jazz007
Well-Known Member
StTheo
Well-Known Member
Newcomer at my outpost:
I claimed this. You can't build here.
Are you admin?
Someone make me admin so I can build! ( <- Repeated a dozen times, usually in caps. I never told him that I was the only one who could build on my land. Mostly because he said it was his land, but also because he tried to kill me after I started building on it.)
More recently, I noticed 2 new users taking down a building:
Me: Is this your building?
Griefer: No.
Me: If it isn't your building, then STOP GRIEFING IT.
Griefer: But it's abandoned.
I claimed this. You can't build here.
Are you admin?
Someone make me admin so I can build! ( <- Repeated a dozen times, usually in caps. I never told him that I was the only one who could build on my land. Mostly because he said it was his land, but also because he tried to kill me after I started building on it.)
More recently, I noticed 2 new users taking down a building:
Me: Is this your building?
Griefer: No.
Me: If it isn't your building, then STOP GRIEFING IT.
Griefer: But it's abandoned.
HOMERUN_09
Well-Known Member
op me
Op Me
OP MEEEE !!!!
op me please i won't beg
I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOORLD !!111oneee!11!
Hello there, I'm Herobrine.
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OP ME I AM NOOOTCH
Hi, I am from Planet Minecraft. I am here to review your server.
avroom
Well-Known Member
madcart
Well-Known Member
I'm Notch's best friend and I am going to ban you
that one i havent heard
But do they even know where notch are from huh? 
Patchouli
Well-Known Member
Or "Can I be made an admin? I'm from Planet Minecraft."
Masterbuffalo97
Active Member
or that one guy:
"hi im notches son"
bitch please, markus has no kids, we all know that xD
"hi im notches son"
bitch please, markus has no kids, we all know that xD
StTheo
Well-Known Member
A couple of guys came on doing that. Ten minutes into the majority of the server consistently saying they were fake, they finally said "Haha, we fooled you! We're not from planet minecraft!".
daredevil71789
Active Member
"Who wants to date me?"
"Who wants to f*ck me?"
"Why isn't it a dating site?"
"Who wants to f*ck me?"
"Why isn't it a dating site?"
madcart
Well-Known Member
wow they must been real stupid if they think "no you guys are not from planet minecraft" means "yes ok happy to have you guys here then"
and that link is one of the worst tv channels in the history (in my opinion)
SteveTheSheep
Active Member
What's PC stand for again?
Why doesn't TooManyItems work on this server?
Why doesn't TooManyItems work on this server?
SteveTheSheep
Active Member
Notch: I shall call him Steve!
Vincent2128
Well-Known Member
That just reminded me of the good times (on another Classic server I was on while t9kclassic was down) when I was using /say to pretend I was Herobrine...
Cheese7710
Well-Known Member
I just saw Herobrine.
HEROBRINE!!!
What's a Creeper?
If you give me diamond, I'll be your friend.
Open the admin door for me pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
<Admin name>, can you give me stuff?
What's a griefer?
HEROBRINE!!!
What's a Creeper?
If you give me diamond, I'll be your friend.
Open the admin door for me pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
<Admin name>, can you give me stuff?
What's a griefer?
StTheo
Well-Known Member
I thought I'd resurrect this thread to vent over some of the stupidity that has been happening on a regular basis.
Quiz World
Follow me
Help
Stand on this pressure plate
What's the answer to question 3?
Creative World, usually after one of the previous statements
Where can I build?
Why can't I build?
(After explaining that the quiz they cheated through told them about the plot system) But I already did the quiz!
(After telling them to /kill and do the quiz again) No, just tell me!
(After caving in and giving the URL) Why won't anyone help me?!
(After they cave in and cheat through the quiz again) Alright, I did the quiz. Can you help me now?
Quiz World
Follow me
Help
Stand on this pressure plate
What's the answer to question 3?
Creative World, usually after one of the previous statements
Where can I build?
Why can't I build?
(After explaining that the quiz they cheated through told them about the plot system) But I already did the quiz!
(After telling them to /kill and do the quiz again) No, just tell me!
(After caving in and giving the URL) Why won't anyone help me?!
(After they cave in and cheat through the quiz again) Alright, I did the quiz. Can you help me now?
