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there is a new e-virus going around (must read)

(on phone)
(phone rings)
(receiver picks up)
mrs greybow: hello?
me: umm...yes hi is there a mr greybow around?
mrs greybow: uhh...yes just a second...(in background, sort of muffled)...James...someones on the phone for you...no they didn't say who they were...here he is
mr greybow: hello?
me: yeah hi this is officer n00bus McKenzie with the HPD (Houston Police Department)...uhh we...(coughing heavily)
mr greybow: bless you
me: thank you...umm we have a warrant for your arres...
mr greybow: MY ARREST, FOR WHAT!?!?!?
me: yes...and uhh...apparrently it's from a past incident involving a student of yours
mr greybow: oh?
me: yea this kid says, and i quote, "he brutally railed me in the ass while shouting 'CALL ME MR GREYBONE!!!'"...is this true?
mr greybow: ...(quietly)...****...that little ****
me:...yeah that would be me
mr greybow: !!! is this being tap...
me: yes it is being taped
mr greybow:...****...
me: pizzowned by t3h n00bus
mr greybow: i beg your pardon?
me:...(hangs up)...OwneD

wait...thats right...i was double-teamed by both teachers...ouch...looks like i got another call to make :D
(to be continued)

(scenes from the next episode)
mr paulsen: I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS WITH MY WIFE THAT NIGHT!!!
me: sir calm down...and dont worry...the kid claims to have enjoyed every second of the experience
mr paulsen: ...
me:...sir?...
mr paulsen:...(somewhat enlightened)...he...sai...sai...said that?
me: he abso-****ing-lutely did :)
mr paulsen: well in that case everything he said is true..
hello?
 
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btw i have to tell you guys i have received another spam-e-mail alert
once again they have random text butnow they can actually bypass your
spam filter
even though it s justrandom text it appears that the ppl who made the e-mails may be re-using some of the subject titles
the most common are:
espn comma comma cord w h ore
great tread no thigh
tint you grabbed animosity
and finaly
firemen no is grant
 
EMAIL
i got an email, it didnt bypass my spam filter, didnt have any trogens, didnt have spyware, but it had a flash movie in it (i had alredy seen the movie off ng but it was dam funni)
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