"Besides, people like to assume that the world should be a certain way to which we absolutely must adhere, but in reality, that's just a bunch of bull that ends up tailored to different ideologies. And since they don't realize this, we find ourselves with people who blindly force their own ideals on other people. You might want to consider how future generations will view your actions in a thousand years or so."
~Kyon, The Rampage of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Your job, gentlemen, is to fight these monsters with bullets, garlic, and holy water. Put a stake through its heart, cut off his head, burn the corpse, scatter the ashes at a crossroads. For further instructions, consult Bram Stoker."