Russian_SWAT

All thing being equal, a fat man uses more soap than a skinny man. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Thing get worse under pressure. Never step in anything soft. Don't try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Them that has, gets. By working faithfully 8 hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day. No good deed goes unpunished.

-This is on my coffee mug