Ahh yes, Vorsy. You can be the Pyro, the final word on any TF2 matter, the Monarch, I won't deny that you deserve all of these titles. But I'm the Zengineer, and I'm not going to simply step aside to the Great and Powerful Vorsprung without a fight.
Sadly, there may be no fight, we both have terrible internets and we live on opposite sides of the globe.