I'm going to impose your well-deserved title onto your "wall-thing," thus imposing it onto T9k, leading it to be leakified into teh Inturwebz! MUAHAHAHA. Again, for dramatic emphasis! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
From this day forward, you shall be known as Lord Zengoose Gourd, Pumpkin Overlord of Team9000, Equestria, Tethysburg, Earth, and Other Surrounding Dimensions and Tri-State Areas.
...I'll just call you Lord Gourd.