Nuuuuu! What killed you this time?
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thee_pro
Darth_Purrface
Carbon Monoxide
thee_pro
That's not good, want me to do mouth to mouth?
Darth_Purrface
Sure, let me go brush the garlic out of my mouth.
*breathes out* Mmmkay *faints like fairy tale princess*
*breathes out* Mmmkay *faints like fairy tale princess*
thee_pro
(I like garlic, tbh)
*Catches her as she falls and touches lips to hers gently*
*Catches her as she falls and touches lips to hers gently*
Darth_Purrface
FOOL!!! GENTLY?! GODDAMMIT!!! PRESS HARDER!!
Darth_Purrface
Yep, I'm drunk.
thee_pro
I can do a lot of things harder if you want me to 
Darth_Purrface
Stay back! I am armed!
*pulls out potato launcher*
*pulls out potato launcher*
thee_pro
Bitch please.
*pulls out Howitzer*
*pulls out Howitzer*
Darth_Purrface
*pulls out Fat boy*
thee_pro
*points at Megaton*
"I've got one of those in my back yard"
"I've got one of those in my back yard"
Darth_Purrface
*pulls out.... remote control for Orbital Laser strike cannon?"
thee_pro
*reminds her that the Orbital Friendship Cannon is more effective*
Darth_Purrface
*pulls out sexy-fy gun*
Darth_Purrface
woops...
thee_pro
What would you need one of those for? I'm sexy and you're sexy already. Put the gun away and let's just have a good time.
Darth_Purrface
*looks down at self* Nope, I'm using the gun.