Not a full brony, not a full hater. I destroyed the orbital friendship beam so I'll never become a full brony.
*stands in front of cannon, waving hooves in the air* The Orbital Friendship Cannon is reserved for the Parasprite Swarm alone... He has already learned "Tolerance". Now for the other half
*cannon continues to warm up* It will take a while for the cannon to show it's full effects. By tomorrow we shall know whether he sides with us... or the Parasprites... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX3WirIH5Rg