Jns112
Well-Known Member
So heres how this works, pretty much I start a story with 3 words like this
One time there...
Then someone else says 3 words to finish the line.
I.E
One time there...
Was a little...
Pony that was...
Shot By A...
Helicopter that was...
Over nine-thousand and...
Etc. Etc.
So here we go.
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STORY AS OF PAGE 21:
One Time There was a taco. It was very nice taco who had a friend named Phil. Who was a taco that liked mass-murdering psychopaths and loved deep-sea fishing. Even though his taco gets wet, it still dances to the rhythm like Donvittorio's a**. And kisses many things of Vorsprung's, including his pyro, his awesome, his propane, and his vibratoer. Whose batter died, set him on fire in a "Puberty Bingo" casino city with monkeys, hot chicks, and lots-o tacos. So everybody eat peanuts and chips. I like chips with Dutch Cheese, and tacos, too. Made me go i kill kids and poop in pedobear hates me a toilet! Then AND MY AXE! Run with me and we'll go in my butt on to the public beach where I decided to chew on a orang bouncehouse inflatormachine. Which made me spew countless oscillating pegasi, whiich resulted in surprisingly satisfying Cloudsdale taco festivals. Which were fun screwed your mom in her butt. But then she at lots of Flamin hot cheetos which burned his Golden Pokemon Thongs to a crisp until all was at peace. Then ConroD's loofah died and he cried. Whilst vigourously scrubbing his dishwashable soap until his ount's got so mad that she kidnapped and couldn't comprehend where the janitor had left her Shiny Digimon Lubricant. At that moment Wootalizer chugged a delicious guac bowl then kicked trolls and got diarrhea. His a** exploded when Vorsprung pimphanded the blue spy with the Degreaser. Gaining a triple-kill and making Jerzy pissing cats off hair on a hot summer day with a pony. Suddenly a sheep named damashli agitated a wolf and a dead monkey which was alive raped a zombie that had a massive, dripping, fluctuating flying dildo that could eat a giant flaming swaspenis that corrected bad grammatical errors which was pointless because babybacon doesn’t need bullshit from Nazis.
Frogs drops from MrFrogs anus and becomes little satans which have horns that attract bananas which anally rape baby pandas that dontl ike ConroD and violate coconuts. A panda found sine nagic mushrooms which killed babybacon but they don’t molest mega man that shoots Dr.Wily. Meanwhile, Metal Sonic got melted by bass who used Dr.Robotniks head starfishs pink head that could fly. On another note, megaman is great, but Pharohman is just a carbon. Sadly Mcfar had to much sugar so he grew a big mustache which was awesomely eating COD fans that were raging over bad graphics and 3d platforming. Cola tastes very good, escept when the hobgoblins put their fingers into the belly button of his royal anus that could spew gold all over the world while he sits in a massive snake filled pit full of snakes that pee on even more snakes that are snakey monkey fighting snakes . One day my aunt hates this thread with a passion cause it always is giving alerts that break the game. So woot decided to wipe his spectacles while he drank from a milk carton that contained illegal ounces of oozinator greatest gigantic vat of brix shat a rainbow eating pony banana, who is super awesome When I went I contracted sars which caused me to become infertile like mu cousins lame pet duck and awesome catfish that would make you infertile. On that day, santa smoked crack and got 200 lesbian fire fighters that attacked the ninja monkey dojo. Monkey see monkey do with pleasure all over my tralalala my ding-sing-dong also known as Russian flem virus and jazzed some retarded snake named Pete, who likes pie, but hates Pedro the narwhal who was gay and like to suck a noodo and cream with Ben and Jerry, but a rash made me NUTS! In my panties are several shuriken so don’t care to eat it or else you will poop bloocy shurikens and then Megaman will shoot out your anus you in your shinanegans, now David needs to f**king eat a peace of cheese pizza with extra rainbow of clopping ponies with diet coke they drink diet because they like to wear jeggings on there herpes covered testicals.
They ate yugiouh cards to prove who is a psychopath while they danced to the titanic them song. Meanwhile, the others seem to love the easter bunny pooping in a small childs mouth while shes masturbating to pics of wootalyzers nude pics in Mexican resuraunts with fat chicks eating pussy baguettes chuck Norris in and dancing bananas along with herpes, sexually transmitted Vordprungs and other derps. Ooz sees pyrofiredelta and touches his laptop and launches into the sky but dies because he ate tacos with a taco within a taco within a ToFurkey within a coconut within a tommy within a pineapple within a wooty within a fire within a pokeman eating some sushi within a pokeball within this thread within your mom within your ventricles within Twilight Sparkle which isn’t possible which is only why woodkeep sucked because everyone left there keys in my storage chests that pissed people pooped people too and died linving. Meanwhile, jimmy go to the bathroom. A fly killed a zombie! Then he got scared and died from Delta force pyros such as Vorsprung who jerked it vigorously, squirting copious amounts of fire that hell cant imitate, because pyro loves Justin Bieber loves small pepes. I like COD I also like penetrating young apples with toothpicks and a large banana that flew over king kongs head in Chinatown yesterday.
Bob the builder could never build nor design a housr fit for a fabulous Queesn of Sheba, as his capability was hindered by ninja monkey bananas from outer space. He then realized that the only pony he loved was a unicorn from outer space. Far far away, turtles and hamsters from outer space with big helmets were aksi found up your anus into your ninja . Yesterday a monkey ate a mountain with a spoon but there was a giant black angry walrus that destroyed villages with his ginormous tusks. Cherry coke condoms that tasted delicious invaded north Africa with all there super Mario games and stuff. Once your sister raped a coconut with a small plumbob and a flying pink vibrator that had sprinkles and little pink fossilized dinosaur eyes looked at me. Giant pink donuts. Meanwhile Wooty was eating a taco but forgot to forget to forget to remember that he hates tacos so then he killed a taco with his anus inside a pineapple and a big fatty cat with a giant spoon with a taco and more tacos fell down from a giant ass covered in some chocolate rain. The chocolate tasted so good that the little monkey tasted a hairy ass that looked chocolaty.
A pokemon named Bubbagumpeon appeared inside the citadel of Bob the builder who owned half of his friends physically, not figuratively almost emotionally, but its a passion of the Christ, a sick passion
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One Time There
One time there...
Then someone else says 3 words to finish the line.
I.E
One time there...
Was a little...
Pony that was...
Shot By A...
Helicopter that was...
Over nine-thousand and...
Etc. Etc.
So here we go.
***EDIT***
STORY AS OF PAGE 21:
One Time There was a taco. It was very nice taco who had a friend named Phil. Who was a taco that liked mass-murdering psychopaths and loved deep-sea fishing. Even though his taco gets wet, it still dances to the rhythm like Donvittorio's a**. And kisses many things of Vorsprung's, including his pyro, his awesome, his propane, and his vibratoer. Whose batter died, set him on fire in a "Puberty Bingo" casino city with monkeys, hot chicks, and lots-o tacos. So everybody eat peanuts and chips. I like chips with Dutch Cheese, and tacos, too. Made me go i kill kids and poop in pedobear hates me a toilet! Then AND MY AXE! Run with me and we'll go in my butt on to the public beach where I decided to chew on a orang bouncehouse inflatormachine. Which made me spew countless oscillating pegasi, whiich resulted in surprisingly satisfying Cloudsdale taco festivals. Which were fun screwed your mom in her butt. But then she at lots of Flamin hot cheetos which burned his Golden Pokemon Thongs to a crisp until all was at peace. Then ConroD's loofah died and he cried. Whilst vigourously scrubbing his dishwashable soap until his ount's got so mad that she kidnapped and couldn't comprehend where the janitor had left her Shiny Digimon Lubricant. At that moment Wootalizer chugged a delicious guac bowl then kicked trolls and got diarrhea. His a** exploded when Vorsprung pimphanded the blue spy with the Degreaser. Gaining a triple-kill and making Jerzy pissing cats off hair on a hot summer day with a pony. Suddenly a sheep named damashli agitated a wolf and a dead monkey which was alive raped a zombie that had a massive, dripping, fluctuating flying dildo that could eat a giant flaming swaspenis that corrected bad grammatical errors which was pointless because babybacon doesn’t need bullshit from Nazis.
Frogs drops from MrFrogs anus and becomes little satans which have horns that attract bananas which anally rape baby pandas that dontl ike ConroD and violate coconuts. A panda found sine nagic mushrooms which killed babybacon but they don’t molest mega man that shoots Dr.Wily. Meanwhile, Metal Sonic got melted by bass who used Dr.Robotniks head starfishs pink head that could fly. On another note, megaman is great, but Pharohman is just a carbon. Sadly Mcfar had to much sugar so he grew a big mustache which was awesomely eating COD fans that were raging over bad graphics and 3d platforming. Cola tastes very good, escept when the hobgoblins put their fingers into the belly button of his royal anus that could spew gold all over the world while he sits in a massive snake filled pit full of snakes that pee on even more snakes that are snakey monkey fighting snakes . One day my aunt hates this thread with a passion cause it always is giving alerts that break the game. So woot decided to wipe his spectacles while he drank from a milk carton that contained illegal ounces of oozinator greatest gigantic vat of brix shat a rainbow eating pony banana, who is super awesome When I went I contracted sars which caused me to become infertile like mu cousins lame pet duck and awesome catfish that would make you infertile. On that day, santa smoked crack and got 200 lesbian fire fighters that attacked the ninja monkey dojo. Monkey see monkey do with pleasure all over my tralalala my ding-sing-dong also known as Russian flem virus and jazzed some retarded snake named Pete, who likes pie, but hates Pedro the narwhal who was gay and like to suck a noodo and cream with Ben and Jerry, but a rash made me NUTS! In my panties are several shuriken so don’t care to eat it or else you will poop bloocy shurikens and then Megaman will shoot out your anus you in your shinanegans, now David needs to f**king eat a peace of cheese pizza with extra rainbow of clopping ponies with diet coke they drink diet because they like to wear jeggings on there herpes covered testicals.
They ate yugiouh cards to prove who is a psychopath while they danced to the titanic them song. Meanwhile, the others seem to love the easter bunny pooping in a small childs mouth while shes masturbating to pics of wootalyzers nude pics in Mexican resuraunts with fat chicks eating pussy baguettes chuck Norris in and dancing bananas along with herpes, sexually transmitted Vordprungs and other derps. Ooz sees pyrofiredelta and touches his laptop and launches into the sky but dies because he ate tacos with a taco within a taco within a ToFurkey within a coconut within a tommy within a pineapple within a wooty within a fire within a pokeman eating some sushi within a pokeball within this thread within your mom within your ventricles within Twilight Sparkle which isn’t possible which is only why woodkeep sucked because everyone left there keys in my storage chests that pissed people pooped people too and died linving. Meanwhile, jimmy go to the bathroom. A fly killed a zombie! Then he got scared and died from Delta force pyros such as Vorsprung who jerked it vigorously, squirting copious amounts of fire that hell cant imitate, because pyro loves Justin Bieber loves small pepes. I like COD I also like penetrating young apples with toothpicks and a large banana that flew over king kongs head in Chinatown yesterday.
Bob the builder could never build nor design a housr fit for a fabulous Queesn of Sheba, as his capability was hindered by ninja monkey bananas from outer space. He then realized that the only pony he loved was a unicorn from outer space. Far far away, turtles and hamsters from outer space with big helmets were aksi found up your anus into your ninja . Yesterday a monkey ate a mountain with a spoon but there was a giant black angry walrus that destroyed villages with his ginormous tusks. Cherry coke condoms that tasted delicious invaded north Africa with all there super Mario games and stuff. Once your sister raped a coconut with a small plumbob and a flying pink vibrator that had sprinkles and little pink fossilized dinosaur eyes looked at me. Giant pink donuts. Meanwhile Wooty was eating a taco but forgot to forget to forget to remember that he hates tacos so then he killed a taco with his anus inside a pineapple and a big fatty cat with a giant spoon with a taco and more tacos fell down from a giant ass covered in some chocolate rain. The chocolate tasted so good that the little monkey tasted a hairy ass that looked chocolaty.
A pokemon named Bubbagumpeon appeared inside the citadel of Bob the builder who owned half of his friends physically, not figuratively almost emotionally, but its a passion of the Christ, a sick passion
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One Time There
