A very serious discussion from Wooty (Please Read)

What the crud did you just cruddy say about me, you little twerp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Arctic Base, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Delightful Dorks' mansion, and I have over 300 confirmed butts kicked. I am trained in G.O.R.I.L.L.A. warfare and I’m the top hand-to-hand specialist in the entire Kids Next Door. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will kick your butt the crud out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cruddy words. You think you can get away with saying that crud to me over the Internet? Think again, squirt. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of KND specialists across the USA and your bus route is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, squirt. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your butt. You’re cruddy done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kick your butt in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my feet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kids Next Door Moonbase Reserve Supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little twerp. If only you could have known what unholy retri…retri..PAYBACK your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cruddy tongue. But NOOOOOOOOO! You couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will unleash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re cruddy dead, dork
 
Navy Seal?

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More like, about to squeal!

Edit: Oh shit, It's Casham.
 

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I'll have you know that this lagged my laptop into such a state that it was blowing smoke throughout the entire lobby! There were many people running outside at the shear site of all the toxic formula x smoke that consumed our lobby. Women and children were literally outside crying yellow/green tears of pain as they drooled massive amounts of bloody mucus filled puss balls all over the ground. Firefighters came to the rescue far too late and the hotel soon was sucked into an otherworldly vortex that transported it to the land of Narnia! Mr. Tomnus was a whore that rented out all the hotel rooms to fulfill his half man half goat desires. I was bombarded by unusual accounts of the situation and everyone soon found out that breakfast was not served! You have clearly ruined my day, I want full compensation for the spilled coffee on my pants and the horrendous pelican that now inhabits our pool area! Do you have any idea who you are dealing with! I graduated last in my class of 10 with a degree in basketweaving! You will not be able to walk again once I weave a coffin for you! Your done son! Finished! I will find you and I will make you a crocheted noose!
 
This is fucking terrible I swear to fucking god if you prank me like this again I will buy a PAX ticket just to show up and beat your ass
 
I like this. The constant barrage of tempting items and icons should show any visitors that we have l33t skilz and are truly mlg pro. :cool:
 
Didn't see that coming

right in the pussi

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