Bananaism

[Nic1234]

Go spew your religious views elsewhere. (make a separate thread)
We will always follow the ways set by the Large Taco in the sky (Praise His name)

Challenge accepted.

It all started with nothing.
Then there came a banana. This bananas name was Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng
(and no, I did not just smack my keyboard to make that name. That was his ACTUAL name).
This banana was lonely.
There was no one to talk to.
One day, Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng had an idea.
He would make a world full of people and animals just like him.
Since Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng had magical powers, he created a place called earth.
After that, he went up to the heavens and watched us frolic on the planet we are on now.
Later, he put bananas on the earth, which are guardians and protect us from evil things.

The bananas are still watching us.
When we sleep, when were awake.
Their always there.

And if you want to go to the magical banana place in the sky, you must do this:
-Pray to the banana everyday
-Eat bananas everyday, to protect yourself from the evil things, like tacos.

BANANA
BANANA
BANANA
WORSHIP IT

Who is going to heaven:
Me
Antecus
Mykol
cacher97
Chacalx67
csimiami14
Skunkycat
MrFrog90
jslam01

In the middle:
shaddowwolf

Who's going to banana hell:
Anyone who believes in tacoism

 

[Fdbl]

You dont have your own subreddit.
/thread.

 

[Nic1234]

You dont have your own subreddit.
/thread.

Um... whats a subreddit

 

[rsmv2you]

Um... whats a subreddit

 

[Patchouli]

Challenge accepted.

It all started with nothing.
Then there came a banana. This bananas name was Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng
(and no, I did not just smack my keyboard to make that name. That was his ACTUAL name).
This banana was lonely.
There was no one to talk to.
One day, Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng had an idea.
He would make a world full of people and animals just like him.
Since Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng had magical powers, he created a place called earth.
After that, he went up to the heavens and watched us frolic on the planet we are on now.
Later, he put bananas on the earth, which are guardians and protect us from evil things.

The bananas are still watching us.
When we sleep, when were awake.
Their always there.

And if you want to go to the magical banana place in the sky, you must do this:
-Pray to the banana everyday
-Eat bananas everyday, to protect yourself from the evil things, like tacos.

BANANA
BANANA
BANANA
WORSHIP IT

 

[Nic1234]

My mind just exploded

 

[rsmv2you]

HERESY!!!!!

 

[DutchCheese]

have a banana

Spoiler

yes, i think this deserves to be hidden

 

[Nic1234]

have a banana

Spoiler

 

[thee_pro]

yes, i think this deserves to be hidden

I agree

 

[that_taco_guy]

YOU SHALL BURN IN TACOISM HELL ETERNALLY YOU BLASPHEMER
​

 

[thee_pro]

I swear, every time I see Bananaism in my alert box, I end up reading it as Barbarianism.

 

[Nic1234]

YOU SHALL BURN IN TACOISM HELL ETERNALLY YOU BLASPHEMER
​

WORSHIP Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng OR YOU WILL DIE IN A FIERY BANANA PIT OF DOOM YOU NON BELIEVER​

 

[that_taco_guy]

WORSHIP Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng OR YOU WILL DIE IN A FIERY BANANA PIT OF DOOM YOU NON BELIEVER​

We at Iglesia del Taco have decided that you're burning in hell eternally.
Signed,
-Taco

 

[thee_pro]

And thus commences the T9K Holy War

 

[Nic1234]

We at Iglesia del Taco have decided that you're burning in hell eternally.
Signed,
-Taco

Ok then enjoy banana hell

 

[Hawke]

I think l might make my own religion , with blackjack and hookers

 

[MagicForDummies]

I'm nuder nanners nuder over this.

 

[Audi]

I think l might make my own religion , with blackjack and hookers

That's just Vorsprungism.
Basically a denomination of Tacoism.

So, you got Vorsprungists, and Skunkysts, and 7th-Day Heatlampists.

 

[Melexiious]

Like, who makes their own religion.

Areaology is where the money is at.