Nic1234
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Nope, I didn't make up any of the stuff. Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng told it all to me.Because you're the one who made the name, I bet.
Bananaism
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that_taco_guy
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Nic1234
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Go ahead my brotha, read us a few scriptures to enlighten our soul.
thee_pro
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You have betrayed the Holy Church of the Taco, and in doing so you have betrayed me. I shall personally see to it that this 'Bananaism' is destroyed and then I shall come after you heretic.
mountainboy965
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Guys guys guys
Tacos are tasty, and bananas are fun to play with.
But there is only one true religion.
Wootyism.
Tacos are tasty, and bananas are fun to play with.
But there is only one true religion.
Wootyism.
Skunkycat
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I will say how the bananas were created.
One day, the Great Banana decided to make things for people to enjoy all around the earth, in his likeness. He wanted something that could feed people, be helpful, and be delicious. First he met with his friend, Tree, to make the first Banana Tree. He made thousands of these, and planted them everywhere in 7 days. First was Antarctica, but that didn't work out. It was too cold for his banana trees. Then he tried North America. That worked out, in several states. Then South America, that worked even better. Then Asia, but the ninjas kept chopping them down. Then Europe, and the Europeans loved them. Last he tried Africa, and that was perfect. The perfect environment and everything.
One day, the Great Banana decided to make things for people to enjoy all around the earth, in his likeness. He wanted something that could feed people, be helpful, and be delicious. First he met with his friend, Tree, to make the first Banana Tree. He made thousands of these, and planted them everywhere in 7 days. First was Antarctica, but that didn't work out. It was too cold for his banana trees. Then he tried North America. That worked out, in several states. Then South America, that worked even better. Then Asia, but the ninjas kept chopping them down. Then Europe, and the Europeans loved them. Last he tried Africa, and that was perfect. The perfect environment and everything.
jslam01
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Hmmmmm, i think maybe an explorer found a fozen banana tree in the ice in antarctica?
MrFrog90
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Hello ladies, look at your banana, now back to me, now back at the banana, now back to me. Sadly, that banana isn't Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng and he is god. If you stop eating worship tacos and switch to bananas, your banana can be as majestic as Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the sky with the banana your banana could be like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, its a taco with all the fillings you love. Look again, the fillings are now bananas.
Anything is possible when your banana is Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng and not a taco.
I'm on a frog.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the sky with the banana your banana could be like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, its a taco with all the fillings you love. Look again, the fillings are now bananas.
Anything is possible when your banana is Riefhbewinfweiogniwnfweiongfioweng and not a taco.
I'm on a frog.
csimiami14
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all hail thy mighty banana for art so kind bringith down thy (taco belivers) and makeith them rot in thy banana hell.
the banana prayer. "Our banana in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your banana kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in banana heaven. Give us this day our daily banana bread, and forgive us our taco sins, as we also have forgiven our taco sins. And lead us not into taco temptation, but deliver us from taco evil." For thine is the banana kingdom, and the yellow mushy power, and the banana glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
Patchouli
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all hail thy mighty banana for art so kind bringith down thy (taco belivers) and makeith them rot in thy banana hell.
the banana prayer. "Our banana in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your banana kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in banana heaven. Give us this day our daily banana bread, and forgive us our taco sins, as we also have forgiven our taco sins. And lead us not into taco temptation, but deliver us from taco evil." For thine is the banana kingdom, and the yellow mushy power, and the banana glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
csimiami14
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NEVER! i will never give into the tacos. i am a beilver of bananaism and no dumb sinful taco will make me change my mind!
repent repent repent!!!!!!!
repent repent repent!!!!!!!
MrFrog90
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This word will now forever be etched in the memory of all bananaist. All must be a true beilver to be accepted to banana haven.
Mariolink42
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So I blended a taco and a banana in a blender. I made a smoothie out of that, and it tasted a bit funny. Your thoughts?