Bananaism

[Audi]

all hail thy mighty banana for art so kind bringith down thy (taco belivers) and makeith them rot in thy banana hell.

the banana prayer. "Our banana in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your banana kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in banana heaven. Give us this day our daily banana bread, and forgive us our taco sins, as we also have forgiven our taco sins. And lead us not into taco temptation, but deliver us from taco evil." For thine is the banana kingdom, and the yellow mushy power, and the banana glory, for ever and ever. Amen.

Why do all the unfunny children doth parody my schtick of making prayers?

It's not funny.

Also, tacosforever.

 

[oozinator]

Why do all the unfunny children doth parody my schtick of making prayers?

It's not funny.

Also, tacosforever.

Because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Nah, Bananaists just plagiarize the accounts of great Tacoists, for they are in denial that their idol is false.

Had their "god" truly spoken to them, they would have created original works, instead of simply rebranding Tacoism.

 

[jslam01]

I mean bananaism is so important because without them, i couldnt survive...
all i eat is bananas for breakfast, and theyre good, so thats y i believe in bananaism

I BELIEVE>>>
NOW U HAVE TO BELIEVE WITH ME

 

[MrFrog90]

I mean bananaism is so important because without them, i couldnt survive...
all i eat is bananas for breakfast, and theyre good, so thats y i believe in bananaismView attachment 112155



I BELIEVE>>>
NOW U HAVE TO BELIEVE WITH ME

no! it beilve!

 

[jslam01]

FROG u must....
YOU are the decider between fate of bananaism or the rise of bananaism
U MUST EVLOVE INTO BANANAISM FROG!!

 

[Melexiious]

>everyone and their dog is making their own religion.
>mfw

 

[Pyrhos]

Tacoism is still the real one. Bananaism is just a fake idea to try and be just as cool as us Tacoists

 

[Patchouli]

Why do all the unfunny children doth parody my schtick of making prayers?

It's not funny.

Also, tacosforever.

Not only that, but the banana prayer was just so terrible. Just adding "banana" and "taco" in front of words.

Also the hell is

and forgive us our taco sins, as we also have forgiven our taco sins

supposed to mean?

 

[MotorKat]

idk about all y'all, but Flying Spaghetti Monster seems like the Cthulu-esque monster for both Taco-ism and Banana-ism...

 

[Pyrhos]

Praise thy Most Holy Taco! You will all be welcome to the Banquet of thy Taco after you pass on