Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ustulo]

Wish partially granted. Enjoy being a paraplegic half-vegetable.

I wish for kebab-icide that kills the kebab slowly ripping apart my spleen.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted,
But the chemicals were accidentally added with vitamins and INCREASED your life span.

 

[digitalzombie]

make a wish next time.
I wish for a nissan 370

 

[csimiami14]

Granted. You get a car. But you get a Yugo.

I wish I could rule the world!

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Grated, but your dictator-like rule made the people hate you. You were soon assassinated.

I wish men would stop flirting with me.

 

[csimiami14]

Granted. But now women do

I wish i could get a free pizza

 

[digitalzombie]

ok but remember, their's ain't a such thing as a free lunch.
soon the owner who gives you free pizza will want payment from you.

I wish for giant french fries, thats made entirely made of little hamburgers

 

[csimiami14]

Granted. But as soon as you eat it. you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could have ALL the channels on my tv

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted. You are quickly swallowed up and are never heard from again

I wish my pony could fly

 

[Buddyboy]

Granted, but he can only hover above the ground because it's fat.

I wish i could have my own restaurant.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, but then Chef Gordon Ramsey tells you that it suck and u get no more business

 

[Jazz007]

Granting...

ERROR:: No wish to grant. Sending threadban request.

I wish people would wish for something.

 

[Skunkycat]

Granted, but everyone wished you would die.

I wish that I had a pet zebra

 

[Jazz007]

Granted, but it's black with white stripes. The other 3 are pissed and they've sent their special forces after you.

I wish that I could make nice with the Sangheili.

 

[Mightythedj23]

Granted, but the grunts get jealous and eat you alive.


i wish i could defy physics, like everything M.C. escher drew, i could do. also like my wine glass here, IRL.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, but then when normality kicks in u fall off the earth

 

[digitalzombie]

WHY U NO WISH!

I wish half life 3 was coming out soon

 

[Jazz007]

Granted, but national news flared with reports that Valve Co-Founder Gabe Newell was jumped by a large group of men wearing red and blue attire. He was gravely wounded, but not fatally, by the men who all seemed to be toting some form of handgun. Ballistic analysts were baffled at the fact that they couldn't identify a single shell (thus, none of the models of handgun) that was fired. Medical personnel on the scene reported that Gabe only has a couple weeks to live, at best.

I wish it was Cortana instead that traveled to the ilovebees ARG so we would have some idea as to how her rampancy progressed.

 

[that_taco_guy]

Granted, but national news flared with reports that Valve Co-Founder Gabe Newell was jumped by a large group of men wearing red and blue attire. He was gravely wounded, but not fatally, by the men who all seemed to be toting some form of handgun. Ballistic analysts were baffled at the fact that they couldn't identify a single shell (thus, none of the models of handgun) that was fired. Medical personnel on the scene reported that Gabe only has a couple weeks to live, at best.

I wish it was Cortana instead that traveled to the ilovebees ARG so we would have some idea as to how her rampancy progressed.

Granted, but instead of Cortana it's Navi, from Zelda. Annoys everyone to death.

I wish for a pet wolf.

 

[mcfar45]

Granted, but instead of Cortana it's Navi, from Zelda. Annoys everyone to death.

I wish for a pet wolf.

Granted. But your wolf is rabid and is not Amaterasu.

I wish for a new stapler.