Corrupt-A-Wish

[amaterasu]

Granted, but the stapler is so shiny that it blinds you. (What was that supposed to mean, McFar?)


I wish I could draw on somebody's face.

 

[mcfar45]

Granted, but the stapler is so shiny that it blinds you. (What was that supposed to mean, McFar?)


I wish I could draw on somebody's face.

Granted. But it is invisible ink.

I wish I wasn't a loner.

Spoiler: For those who don't get the Amaterasu reference

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but you now get run over by a mob.


I wish I could kill a small ant.

 

[digitalzombie]

ok, but then it regenerates and grows into a bigger ant, and then it eats you.

I wish I can have noclip.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but...um....you die?


I wish I wasn't so angry a lot.

 

[that_taco_guy]

Granted. But it is invisible ink.

I wish I wasn't a loner.

Spoiler: For those who don't get the Amaterasu reference

Eeeee~! Ammy

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but...um....you die?


I wish I wasn't so angry a lot.

Granted, but now you get so abnormally happy that everyone breaks ties with you.

I wish I were a cat.

 

[Jazz007]

Spoiler: Granted.

Spoiler: >mfw posting that

I wish I could unsee.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but you couldn't unsee monsters and fat people.

I wish i was fat.

 

[Girls_Is_Awesome]

Granted, but you were so fat that you died from a heart attack.

I wish I was me.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but the real you turned out to be a sexist, perverted woman.

I wish i'd stop telling everyone all my personal information.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but now you tell everyone about your physical traits.


I wish I wasn't 12.

 

[digitalzombie]

granted, but now your a timelord who's over 12000 years old.

I wish for a green avatar.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but you are now a slime.


I wish that my wishes weren't corrupted.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted but then u unsee everything and r now blind

I wish the world wasn't a vampire

granted but then the world the world... dies i guess

I wish that i could actually get to comment on one of these without getting cut off

 

[Girls_Is_Awesome]

Granted, but the real you turned out to be a sexist, perverted woman.

I wish i'd stop telling everyone all my personal information.

But I am me and I am not sexist. But yes I am kinda of a pervert but I am not sexist. : P

 

[oozinator]

But I am me and I am not sexist. But yes I am kinda of a pervert but I am not sexist. : P

That's Daddy's little girl!

Granted but then u unsee everything and r now blind

I wish the world wasn't a vampire

granted but then the world the world... dies i guess

I wish that i could actually get to comment on one of these without getting cut off

Granted, but the next post you make is so dumb that you wished it was ninja'd.

I wish all our avatars came to life.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but they all go on a rampage and take over the world.



I wish that the world came to peace.

 

[Skunkycat]

Granted, but you then accidentally spelled it "piece" so the world blew into pieces.

I wish that I was a zebra

 

[digitalzombie]

granted but due to the genie having wish overload he turns you into a pony instead.

I wish for a minigun.