MoleManMike
Well-Known Member
Granted, but the minigun malfunctions and kills you with a barrage of bullets.
I wish for a large novelty inflatable hammer.
I wish for a large novelty inflatable hammer.
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MoleManMike
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Granted, but they are all homosexuals. Also, you can't marry all of them because it is against the law.
I wish for people with better tastes in music.
Patchouli
Well-Known Member
Wat
Granted, but now YOU have terrible tastes in music.
I wish for a spaceship and unlimited resources.
Granted, but now YOU have terrible tastes in music.
I wish for a spaceship and unlimited resources.
MoleManMike
Well-Known Member
Granted, but it is a toy spaceship and you didn't specify what resource so you get an infinite amount of dog poo.
I wish for 1 million dollars. In Australian dollars. That I can spend on whatever I want with everything I want to buy being available. The money cannot be burned, ripped or destroyed in any way and I cannot be injured or disadvantaged by the money or as a direct consequence of acquiring or spending the money.
digitalzombie
Active Member
you spend it on a another universe, which cost the same amount of money you were given
I wish for a void of nothiness
I wish for a void of nothiness
MoleManMike
Well-Known Member
Granted, but in unbreaking everything you unbreak a universe breaking machine. Everything is re-broken.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
oozinator
Well-Known Member
Granted, but you get madcart.
I wish for a Heaven on Earth that lives up to its hype and that I have access to.
Pyrofiredelta
Well-Known Member
granted, but your wish becomes invalid due to the lack of a wish
I wish for 100k RP
I wish for 100k RP
Darth_Purrface
Well-Known Member
I granted your desire, You get so much RP (whatever that is), that the your brain blows up.
I wish i were furry.
I wish i were furry.
Pyrofiredelta
Well-Known Member
granted, but you get covered in fleas and kill yourself
I wish for a new mouse
(note: RP is riot points which are points you buy for league of legends in game stuff)
Darth_Purrface
Well-Known Member
Granted, but the mouse is alive and likes to swallow genitals .
I wish i were a man.
I wish i were a man.
MagicForDummies
Well-Known Member
granted, but the end result was a fat 12 year old COD screaming fanboy screaming obscenities into the microphone because of his major lack of dexterity is an embrassment to the whole team/franchise.
I wish for a home in the ocean.
Darth_Purrface
Well-Known Member
Granted, but the home ended to be at bottom of the dead sea.
I wish that i could believe i could flyyyyyy.
MagicForDummies
Well-Known Member
Man that'd be friggin metal as shit having a home in " THE DEAD SEA ". Who would want to live in some gay ass "atlantic ocean", Hell, if any article I want it to be named " the man who lives in the SEA OF THE DEAD". That's brutal.
This is more of an enhancement of a wish than a corruption.
This is more of an enhancement of a wish than a corruption.
Darth_Purrface
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Considering the dead sea's water pressure at the bottom is extremely high, and you would not be able to breath due to lack of any oxygen, and that if you try to get to surface to breath you'd get killed by the high amount of salt in the water, and that you would die of thirst cuz there ain't no "real" water, and the fact that if you also get out to buy some water you would again die from the amount of salt, and that it's not really the sea of dead cuz no one bothers to die there, and the fact that you would be man for a minute then die and no one will bother finding you cuz they are too scared to enter the sea meaning no one would find out that your so manly, so .... ya.... i don't think so.
Granted, but that doesn't mean you CAN fly.
I wish that we had chrorophyll in our skin cells, so we can have green skin
