Corrupt-A-Wish

Jazz007

Jazz007

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Hey, wait a sec.
TheGurw said:
I wish for all of the living things to all die. Including me. Nothing living left. At all. Seriously. NOTHING.
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HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE?!
you didn't get the joke i made with gurw's wish, did you?
frostune said:
i wish someone would heal this thread before it reach the end
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Granted. Thread healed. But look! A distraction! Sorry about that. Look up. Now look down. Now look up again. The thread is now locked, effectively ended.
If you want to remember the fun times had here, you'd best start archiving now. Wooty just made an announcement to consolidate the servers to make room for moar Minecraft, and that means this thread is one of many to go.

I wish people understood when I build on someone else's joke.
 
that_taco_guy

that_taco_guy

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Granted, but people are idiots and they don't get it, even with magical properties.

On that note, I wish I could shapeshift into anything I wanted.
 
oozinator

oozinator

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that_taco_guy said:
Granted, but people are idiots and they don't get it, even with magical properties.

On that note, I wish I could shapeshift into anything I wanted.
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Granted, but you're a Ditto and like all Pokemon, you can only retain 4 moves.

I wish I can capture Taco with my Pokeball.
 
that_taco_guy

that_taco_guy

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oozinator said:
Granted, but you're a Ditto and like all Pokemon, you can only retain 4 moves.

I wish I can capture Taco with my Pokeball.
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Granted, but-...

*wiggle*
*wiggle*
*wi- SHOOM*
Aww, it was almost caught, too! Wild that_taco_mon fled!


I wish that my laptop had a better processor.
 
TheGurw

TheGurw

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that_taco_guy said:
Granted, but-...

*wiggle*
*wiggle*
*wi- SHOOM*
Aww, it was almost caught, too! Wild that_taco_mon fled!


I wish that my laptop had a better processor.
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Granted, but the military takes their tech back.

I wish for Minecraft to have a Hammer tool in Vanilla.
 
that_taco_guy

that_taco_guy

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oozinator said:
Granted, but you were crushed by a never-ending avalanche of $1 coins.

I wish I had a golf cart.
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Granted, but the golf cart is literally a golf cart made out of golf clubs. It doesn't run at all.

I wish that I didn't have school for the rest of the week.
 
frostune

frostune

Member
that_taco_guy said:
Granted, but the golf cart is literally a golf cart made out of golf clubs. It doesn't run at all.

I wish that I didn't have school for the rest of the week.
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granted, but u got it from home-jail school detention for a week

i wish i would enter heaven or just visit it someday
 
Sean1995

Sean1995

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Granted, you die and get to visit heaven, just before being sent to hell for all eternity.

I wish I could catch one of the kangaroo's outside.
 
Jazz007

Jazz007

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Granted, but OH SH*T, ITS A KANGASKHAN DURING HER TIME OF THE MONTH and you don't even have a Master Ball.

I wish the zombies and ponies would get here already so I can enact my grand Zombie Plan.
 
amaterasu

amaterasu

Active Member
Granted, however, even through vigorous planning, the plan is doomed to fail as soon as the wish granted, due to not waiting for the right time.


I wish that people weren't so ignorant.
 
Raspberry

Raspberry

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amaterasu said:
Granted, however, even through vigorous planning, the plan is doomed to fail as soon as the wish granted, due to not waiting for the right time.


I wish that people weren't so ignorant.
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Granted, however, now that people openly accept information easily, all true facts become jumbled up and all the information you get is now nonsense.

I wish I had enough money for BL2.
 
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