dentists aren't real doctors

oozinator

oozinator

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moondoggy23 said:
Then...what does D.D.S stand for...and why is it that mine always grabs my crotch and makes me cough whenever I visit? That's not part of a regular dental routine?
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Not a regular routine. It's part of the more comprehensive cavity search.

First your dentist checks for cavities in your mouth. The he checks the ones below your torso. This is usually done if the dentist suspects that you've been swallowing instead of spitting out the foamy white paste he puts in your mouth.

While for most situations the old adage "A lady does not spit" is appropriate, it does not apply at the dental office.
Remember to spit out whatever paste the dentist gives you orally next time.
 
Godliberator

Godliberator

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DRSHEEP!!!!! you return!!! Your message will be passed along to those who are unaware.

also, oh hai. been a very very long time.
 
Kc006

Kc006

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Dentist are doctors. Don't even try.
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drsheep

drsheep

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I mean dude really, imagine there's an emergency and everyone's PANICKING. Children are crying and grown men are shouting at the top of their lungs; someone hails a doctor--

"YO, THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?"

One hand raises in the corner,

"You a doctor, man?" They say.

He says, "Well... I have a DOCTORate. Does that count?"

NO IT DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DENTIST. THIS IS A DELICATE SITUATION AND WE DON'T NEED YOU FUCKING IT UP.
 
Godliberator

Godliberator

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drsheep said:
I mean dude really, imagine there's an emergency and everyone's PANICKING. Children are crying and grown men are shouting at the top of their lungs; someone hails a doctor--

"YO, THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?"

One hand raises in the corner,

"You a doctor, man?" They say.

He says, "Well... I have a DOCTORate. Does that count?"

NO IT DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DENTIST. THIS IS A DELICATE SITUATION AND WE DON'T NEED YOU FUCKING IT UP.
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ttam13

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oozinator said:
Not a regular routine. It's part of the more comprehensive cavity search.

First your dentist checks for cavities in your mouth. The he checks the ones below your torso. This is usually done if the dentist suspects that you've been swallowing instead of spitting out the foamy white paste he puts in your mouth.

While for most situations the old adage "A lady does not spit" is appropriate, it does not apply at the dental office.
Remember to spit out whatever paste the dentist gives you orally next time.
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But why does he grab his crotch? :unsure:
 
drsheep

drsheep

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to be entirely fair to dentists though, I think there are many other medicinal fields that would prove mostly useless in the event of an emergency.

#gynecology, #anesthesiology, #radiology
 
IncognitoLens

IncognitoLens

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Going to dentist = having your teeth ripped out, drilled in, being put under some trippy shit....then paying the person that did it all.
 
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