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[GoldSeeker]

-Can I have a coat mommy?
-But you already have a bike son.
From that day forward, Cynthia never ate oranges again...

Now this is a sad story...snif...snif...

EDIT: I still like cheese.

 

[DutchCheese]

I still like cheese.

 

[kagato]

-Can I have a coat mommy?
-But you already have a bike son.
From that day forward, Cynthia never ate oranges again...

Wait, what? Evil Kenevil couldn't make that jump!

A much better story is:
Little Johnny was thirsty, but little Johnny shall thirst no more,
For what he thought was H2O, was really H2SO4.

(Always thought that was a hoot in chemistry)

 

[Chiddaling]

BriggsDg write me a book.

 

[mdukey]

Write Chuck Norris.

 

[DutchCheese]

a book? how about this:

 

[mdukey]

-Stole the book and ate it-

Sorry.

 

[Chiddaling]

In Soviet Russia, cheese move y- f it.

 

[Briggs]

Chiddaling, I would, but I do not have the time for that, Perhaps later. Trust me, I have been thinking about writing 3 books about the same topic, a trilogy, but that is secret, hush hush.

 

[Chiddaling]

:O
I'd read it. Twice.

 

[Briggs]

Read what? My books? Impossible!

 

[Chiddaling]

I would

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Books are for rubes.

 

[Chiddaling]

nou

 

[CaptainGinyu]

Books aren't for rubes! But I doubt you would find BriggsDg's "trilogy" in ANY public library.

 

[mdukey]

I haven't been here in a while.. O:

 

[Trilf]

Damn it we almost disregarded this thread!

 

[GoldSeeker]

Yet, I still like cheese

 

[Malinax]

 

[theanarchist]