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Everyone's Fucking Doing It

Audi

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Well, it seems to me that this is a rather inconvienient moment.
The fact of the matter is this:
Yesterday, the 20th of April (well, it's still today in the US or summat), was the anniversary of me joining T9K.
But it seems everyone joined when I did.
It's probably a side effect of my raw, animal magnitude.
But I digress.
It's been a hell of a year.
I've risen from a ho-hum Classic newb, posting on the scums of Off-Topic, to a veritable force-a-sexual-nature.
And I'm so glad that you guys have been here for it.
I do hate being melodramatic, but it's truly been a great year for me, and I'd like to thank you guys for being champs.
In no particular order, or anything:
> Will. For being my fellow forum lurker and for all the majestic arguements and incoherent dialogues

> Thee. For being O.K. with my poor taste in sexual harassment and / or humour

> ConroD. For not ripping my nutsack off in May, and for having a broken face

> Casey. For actually listening to me, and not shooting me in the forehead

> OtakuCrane. For being a pushover to troll on Mumble, and for numerous pizza-related happy times

> Beese. For many sexual liasions and fez-related felonies - of the Japanese-dog variety

> Gurw and Kurtis. For showing me that Canada is more than just maple syrup and porn

> Nuron. For showing me that gingers actually have souls

> Cathy and Krysi. For proving that the FBI has a far weaker hold on the internet than it actually does

> Patch. For slapping a butt, and that's as far as it goes

> Mikey. For douchecockery, Gibson porn, illict drugs and for not even being a person

> Taco. For salubrious guitar escapades, and for showing me a good time

> Mcfar. For dirty rivers, closet primateyness, and just being a good bloke

> Don. For woobs, waffles, beer and chocolate

> Pixi. I could tell you why you're here, but I'd have to kill you

> Creepah. For attractive Arabian nights and Minor Inconvienience

> Usty. For bumsecks with pigs, equine arousement, and SMP adventures involving dildos

> Woot. For putting up with me (we need to talk more, I wish I knew ye)

and many others, who I'll likely retrospectively add to the listy-list. But don't be bumhurt. Because I like that.
Here's hoping for more fun and delight in the future.
And if you want me to say a few words about you, then ask.

G'day, and such,
VORSPRUNG
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Creeper

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I'm so bumhurt. How could you do this to me, oh sexy androgonous pyromaniac? Oh well, happy anniversary, you sly dog.
 

Creeper

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Oh you. The Arabian nights are fantasic, and Minor Inconv was the shit. Shukran and gracias, Vors.
 

Zerobit4

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IF YOU DON'T PUT SOMETHING UP ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW, then I won't mind and I'll keep on living with my life. <3
 

MoleManMike

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I would like to put in that I am also severely butthurt. :C
Also why is madcart not there? He totally should be.
And shrooms should be mentioned at least once in mikey's message.
Also "Random facts" should be mentioned in mcfar's message.
Also was "of the japanese dog variety" referring to sexual liaisons or fez-related felonies? OR BOTH?!
Also you spelt liaisons wrong.
Also when I looked up liaisons to check that I had spelled it right the first result is this mikeymagic I recommend you take a look at that, you need it. Maybe you too Vors but with hair and guitar playing skills like yours I'm sure the babes are swarming in.
Also Casham: for being a coconut. (How is Conrod on there but NOT Casham? They are universal constants. YES! On the Graph of the universe when x = casham y = Conrod. AND also when x = Conrod y = Casham. <--- Suggesting that neither factor is the inde(r)pendant or de(r)pendant variable. AND the Casham = Conrod AND that Casham is directly proportional to Conrod. AND the Conrod is directly proportional to casham.
But ASLO (YES ASLO!) HERPY ANNIVERSITARY VORSPRUNG!

AND YES: I am aware that spoilers DO NOT WORK in conversations. But whatever.
 
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