Found an old gem in my food pantry

[tshinotu145]

I remember the day that we got this. A friend of my mom came over from England and brought it. I don't remember how old I was. The pudding expired in 2006.

Having said that, who wants some?

As ConroD would put it: "You mirin' my dick?"

 

[rsmv2you]

Having said that, who wants some?

Me, with extra whip cream.






(oh, someone had to say it.)

 

[Audi]

Why is it in a can?

(I know what it is, I'm being faeceous. But still. Why is the dick in a can?)

 

[Vincent2128]

This is supposed to be your pantry?
Why are there baskets of golf clubs walking sticks javelins poles idontknowwhatisthat in the background? You eat those too?

 

[thee_pro]

This is supposed to be your pantry?
Why are there baskets of golf clubs walking sticks javelins poles idontknowwhatisthat in the background? You eat those in America too?

You talking about the container of STRAWS?

 

[rsmv2you]

>find old can of pudding full of dicks in pantry
>goes to find can opener
>comes back to find can open and can empty
>goes back to computer
>sits down in chair
>seat feels squishy
>tips chair over
>dicks fall out
>tips desk over
>dicks fall out of desk
>dicks
>dicks everywhere

 

[Vincent2128]

You talking about the container of STRAWS?

What is a straw.
This is all I found.

 

[Patchouli]

Why is there a GIANT FRIGGIN FLASHLIGHT in there? Or that's what I'm assuming that thing is.

 

[thee_pro]

What is a straw.
This is all I found.

 

[Fdbl]

>find old can of pudding full of dicks in pantry
>goes to find can opener
>comes back to find can open and can empty
>goes back to computer
>sits down in chair
>seat feels squishy
>tips chair over
>dicks fall out
>tips desk over
>dicks fall out of desk
>dicks
>dicks everywhere

DAMNIT RSMV, THIS IS NOT FORUCHAN

 

[rsmv2you]

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[rsmv2you]

DAMNIT RSMV, THIS IS NOT FORUCHAN

Relax.

 

[im3nuron]

DAMNIT RSMV, THIS IS NOT FORUCHAN

It doesn't even matter, he didn't greentext correctly anyway.

 

[Audi]

It doesn't even matter, he didn't greentext correctly anyway.

/b/tards unite?

 

[rileyper]

this is the cancer that is killing food pantry

 

[MagicForDummies]

Why is it in a can?

(I know what it is, I'm being faeceous. But still. Why is the dick in a can?)

Probably belonged to a tapir...

You might want to google that.