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Patchouli
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Lmao xD
thee_pro
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I lol'd when I first saw that
katphish
Well-Known Member
I like how he timidly says "ok sry" at the end
oozinator
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shadowwolf
Member
^how is that funny katphish?
katphish
Well-Known Member
Hey, that was back in December last year lol... I was a cool, and I vaguely remember blabbering on about calculations or somethingI got a old time minecraft moment for you
(original forums pic incoming)
Ill tell you whats golden olle, dis post. ;D
EDIT: Found it https://www.team9000.net/threads/calling-all-cool-read-for-big-project.1662/
Audi
Well-Known Member
And now, I present:
The inaugural Team9000 Rap Battle feat. DJ2you and MC Vorsprung.
Ideas? I come up with them in my sleep, your so weak, I'm untouchable from my head to my feet, your so bleak, look at you running with a axe, I got facts, coming from my brain to my mouth, there so unbelievable, your flamethrower cant burn me out. I got the skills of a spy, the brains of a medic, your gonna need one once I'm done with you, so pathetic. I got pony's flying from my eyes, out and about across the sky's, look at all the rainbows bro,be blowing a sonic rainboom down on you like I don't even try. Who's got the ideas now? Bitch please, Ive been thinking before you were in a nursery.
Your move.
Your move.
Hmm?
Oh, I was playing TF2.
You lay it down on me?
I lay it down on you.
Step One: You cut a hole in the box
Strangle your neck with your fringe and rip open your socks
Fill them with fire.
Your funeral pyre.
Intellectual mire.
Listen to my choir.
You diss my brains?
I'm the ideas man.
Endless plains
I like to cram
Before exams
On the lam
My head is full of the bountiful information I usually ram
In on a daily basis
You'll hafta face this
I'm the boss
I'm the Pyro.
I'mma chillin'
On a lilo
I'm so hot
But so cool
So smart
I rule
I like to juxtapose with metaphor
Grab you by your small IQ and smack you on the floor
In the solar plexus with my axe
Too much repost, too much facts
O.K, let's set this straight.
I'm fuckin' great
Two squared is eight
You've come too late
Suck it, mate
Let's go debate
I'll throw my weight
I'll commentate
I'll respirate
Bitch please
On your knees!
How can you win
When I speak Japanese
Oh poppet. Have I made you cry?
Hey, Atano atama wa yokunai
Do you know what that means?
Then go.
Teach you not to mess
With the King Pyro
Scout ahead
Go to bed
Soldier on
Blood is red
The Pyro knows how to compute
Throw your gibs into my ute
Demoman? Demopan?
Haemoglobin on a frying pan
My brain is Heavy with facts
I'll Engineer the cracks
That are cutting through your brain
You cannot stand the pain
Of my rhyme
Of my wit
You'll need a Medic to sort out your shit
After I'm done with you
Rsmv - what's 2 + 2?
A nice shot to the head
You're dead
Sniped out
Shunted
Off the line
I'm still fine
To climb
My time
I'mma Spy with my little eye
A fringed-up brony who just ain't sublime
I can do this all day!
If you gave me a thesaurus
You'd be long, long dead
Way before a brontosaurus
History
Chemically
Mystery
Photography
2 girls 1 cup
You've had enough
Try me again?
It's your hard fen.
Oh, I was playing TF2.
You lay it down on me?
I lay it down on you.
Step One: You cut a hole in the box
Strangle your neck with your fringe and rip open your socks
Fill them with fire.
Your funeral pyre.
Intellectual mire.
Listen to my choir.
You diss my brains?
I'm the ideas man.
Endless plains
I like to cram
Before exams
On the lam
My head is full of the bountiful information I usually ram
In on a daily basis
You'll hafta face this
I'm the boss
I'm the Pyro.
I'mma chillin'
On a lilo
I'm so hot
But so cool
So smart
I rule
I like to juxtapose with metaphor
Grab you by your small IQ and smack you on the floor
In the solar plexus with my axe
Too much repost, too much facts
O.K, let's set this straight.
I'm fuckin' great
Two squared is eight
You've come too late
Suck it, mate
Let's go debate
I'll throw my weight
I'll commentate
I'll respirate
Bitch please
On your knees!
How can you win
When I speak Japanese
Oh poppet. Have I made you cry?
Hey, Atano atama wa yokunai
Do you know what that means?
Then go.
Teach you not to mess
With the King Pyro
Scout ahead
Go to bed
Soldier on
Blood is red
The Pyro knows how to compute
Throw your gibs into my ute
Demoman? Demopan?
Haemoglobin on a frying pan
My brain is Heavy with facts
I'll Engineer the cracks
That are cutting through your brain
You cannot stand the pain
Of my rhyme
Of my wit
You'll need a Medic to sort out your shit
After I'm done with you
Rsmv - what's 2 + 2?
A nice shot to the head
You're dead
Sniped out
Shunted
Off the line
I'm still fine
To climb
My time
I'mma Spy with my little eye
A fringed-up brony who just ain't sublime
I can do this all day!
If you gave me a thesaurus
You'd be long, long dead
Way before a brontosaurus
History
Chemically
Mystery
Photography
2 girls 1 cup
You've had enough
Try me again?
It's your hard fen.
Well played,
I gotta say, your well trained
in this rhyme game.
But look ahead, what'd you see?
A mirage or some fog on your screen
nope its me.
bought to run you down
with my sounds
that will make scream so loud.
Listen here,
the bronys round,
going down,
all around,
look up,
look down,
Im nowhere,
cant burn me now.
Im the sound in your head,
telling you go to bed,
little boy, you haven't heard?
The greatest rhymes come from my words.
I dont think you see,
I don't feel any pain
I'm emo you cant beat me
throwing knifes, through your life's,
oh what life's? Sitting here,
rapping free,
clinging to your pyro pics that will burn faster then you can see.
Look at your hand,
back to me,
oh what,
cant see?
Remove your mask
so we can view,
that ugly face,
that no one knew.
Ya know,
take it all back,
and you will see,
that you can never ever
defeat me,
In the end
we all lose,
except for me,
you know its true,
stick your fist out,
and well, I'm done,
Brohoof man
got to catch my zzz's before the sun.
I gotta say, your well trained
in this rhyme game.
But look ahead, what'd you see?
A mirage or some fog on your screen
nope its me.
bought to run you down
with my sounds
that will make scream so loud.
Listen here,
the bronys round,
going down,
all around,
look up,
look down,
Im nowhere,
cant burn me now.
Im the sound in your head,
telling you go to bed,
little boy, you haven't heard?
The greatest rhymes come from my words.
I dont think you see,
I don't feel any pain
I'm emo you cant beat me
throwing knifes, through your life's,
oh what life's? Sitting here,
rapping free,
clinging to your pyro pics that will burn faster then you can see.
Look at your hand,
back to me,
oh what,
cant see?
Remove your mask
so we can view,
that ugly face,
that no one knew.
Ya know,
take it all back,
and you will see,
that you can never ever
defeat me,
In the end
we all lose,
except for me,
you know its true,
stick your fist out,
and well, I'm done,
Brohoof man
got to catch my zzz's before the sun.
Oh look! Again!
The brony's turned
Around. More rhymes?
Get ready to get burned
Step Two: You stick your dick in the box.
That's pretty darn painful. Filled with rocks.
What rocks? I rock. A G chord on my Les Paul
Down you fall
I'm appaul
-ed. Drop dead Fred
Or do I mean Tom?
William?
In a rom-com
Things go well
But bitch I'm in hell
I'll drag you down to feel my flame
My language prowess puts you to shame
To-may-to? To-mah-to?
Feh-lay-shio? Feh-lah-sho?
Lexical licks flying off my tongue
Melting the air like a red-hot bong
Billabong. Chillin' down
In Australia. Here's my song:
Now. Let me tell you why your unfounded argument
Will not last a second from my good ol' two cents
Let's dish in. Chip in.
Slide out. I'm illin'.
I'll rip your greasy head off and chop it quite blunt
-like. White shavings falling out of your coconut
No nuts? No 'nads? Clint, ponies are just a fad.
You ain't rad.
I'm armour-clad
Your plasma soaked
Up in a wad
Three strikes! He's out
Vorsprung gave him a king-hit clod
To the jaw. Two blows more
To the thigh. He will die.
Iku ze! Mochiron!
Now let's listen to the song.
I'm up on the stage, every eye is on me
I'm shouting loud, screaming out, pimp-handing Rsmv
I'm grippin' my flamethrower and my dictionary
The simple little process that is known to so few
My gaseous flames are spurting out CO2
Whoo-hoo!
Fuck you!
Too much pain? Boo-hoo.
Victory to the bleedin' RED team
You think you're winning? Mate, you're in a stupid dream
Vorsprung is king. All the knowledge he gleans
Makes him stronger. Harder, longer and better
Against his Backburner you'll fritter
Like a little Applejack left out for too long
You think you're smart? You think you're cool? Well, you're horribly wrong.
Now watch as my right hand spins the black vinyl
I pump the beat through my feet, I'm truly divine, all
Of you are severly jealous of me
From my mask to my toes, I so beautifully
Illustrate what it means to be truly great
Now with my flare gun, I'll defenestrate
All the people who cannot deal with my majesty
Now we're done.
Have you had fun?
I hope not.
At the barrel of a gun.
Headshot.
Now I'll leave.
If you saunter back
You'll be relieved
Of your life.
Spare the strife
Ganster lads
Have had enough
This parody
It saddens me
Ultimately
VICTORY!
The brony's turned
Around. More rhymes?
Get ready to get burned
Step Two: You stick your dick in the box.
That's pretty darn painful. Filled with rocks.
What rocks? I rock. A G chord on my Les Paul
Down you fall
I'm appaul
-ed. Drop dead Fred
Or do I mean Tom?
William?
In a rom-com
Things go well
But bitch I'm in hell
I'll drag you down to feel my flame
My language prowess puts you to shame
To-may-to? To-mah-to?
Feh-lay-shio? Feh-lah-sho?
Lexical licks flying off my tongue
Melting the air like a red-hot bong
Billabong. Chillin' down
In Australia. Here's my song:
Now. Let me tell you why your unfounded argument
Will not last a second from my good ol' two cents
Let's dish in. Chip in.
Slide out. I'm illin'.
I'll rip your greasy head off and chop it quite blunt
-like. White shavings falling out of your coconut
No nuts? No 'nads? Clint, ponies are just a fad.
You ain't rad.
I'm armour-clad
Your plasma soaked
Up in a wad
Three strikes! He's out
Vorsprung gave him a king-hit clod
To the jaw. Two blows more
To the thigh. He will die.
Iku ze! Mochiron!
Now let's listen to the song.
I'm up on the stage, every eye is on me
I'm shouting loud, screaming out, pimp-handing Rsmv
I'm grippin' my flamethrower and my dictionary
The simple little process that is known to so few
My gaseous flames are spurting out CO2
Whoo-hoo!
Fuck you!
Too much pain? Boo-hoo.
Victory to the bleedin' RED team
You think you're winning? Mate, you're in a stupid dream
Vorsprung is king. All the knowledge he gleans
Makes him stronger. Harder, longer and better
Against his Backburner you'll fritter
Like a little Applejack left out for too long
You think you're smart? You think you're cool? Well, you're horribly wrong.
Now watch as my right hand spins the black vinyl
I pump the beat through my feet, I'm truly divine, all
Of you are severly jealous of me
From my mask to my toes, I so beautifully
Illustrate what it means to be truly great
Now with my flare gun, I'll defenestrate
All the people who cannot deal with my majesty
Now we're done.
Have you had fun?
I hope not.
At the barrel of a gun.
Headshot.
Now I'll leave.
If you saunter back
You'll be relieved
Of your life.
Spare the strife
Ganster lads
Have had enough
This parody
It saddens me
Ultimately
VICTORY!
Back for more? I see..
.What shall we do,
with your sad needs.
About to be 20% cooler
gonna make it long
just like rarity said
oh it is on.
Take it down,
to the ville,
to the stands,
write your will
, say your prayers,
you will see,
my brony rhymes
are never beat.
Step back,
you wish that,
your words
could surpass,
my rhymes of smooth facts.
Rhymes untouchable,
your just laughable,
your come out with these
slower then season 2.
Go on take you time,
I got plenty of lines,
to spill out of my mind,
into a cup
, Ill drink to that,
oh so fine.
Look at you,
sitting there,
making all these rhymes,
pulling them out of somewhere,
yep its probably your be-hind.
Gonna go crazy on you
, you cant see me coming,
faster then the wonderbolts,
crazier then a twilight,
making sure you listen
so let fluttershy ease your mind.
Take that moment to let you think,
oh you ready?
bitch please
take your body,
chain you up,
cut you out,
like something out of cupcakes
you just wanna scream and shout
looking at yourself
you realize why you disgust me,
go on take your time,
Im not gonna sit here,
simply try and mock me.
Your gonna like these
oh baked fresh,
cupcakes made of fire,
who knew pyro was a topping id desire.
Taking all these rhymes
, throw them at your face,
boom headshot,
making sure I put you in your place.
Gonna break the 4th wall
spilling all these rhymes on you,
taking them out
, audience what you think will do?
Im more amazing then fluttershy,
faster then rainbow dash,
smarter then twilight,
stronger then big mac,
where you think Id go with that?
Take all this,
put it all together,
elements of harmony,
bitch welcome to the herd.
Look at all this mess your making,
I gotta clean this up,
gonna try it my way,
rainbow nuke your style.
Now,
bitch please,
I'm done with my ride,
gonna take it easy
and get a little shut eye.
Well played vorsprung,
Ill say this is a tie,
do this again sometime, by the way,
*brohoof*
time to fly.
.What shall we do,
with your sad needs.
About to be 20% cooler
gonna make it long
just like rarity said
oh it is on.
Take it down,
to the ville,
to the stands,
write your will
, say your prayers,
you will see,
my brony rhymes
are never beat.
Step back,
you wish that,
your words
could surpass,
my rhymes of smooth facts.
Rhymes untouchable,
your just laughable,
your come out with these
slower then season 2.
Go on take you time,
I got plenty of lines,
to spill out of my mind,
into a cup
, Ill drink to that,
oh so fine.
Look at you,
sitting there,
making all these rhymes,
pulling them out of somewhere,
yep its probably your be-hind.
Gonna go crazy on you
, you cant see me coming,
faster then the wonderbolts,
crazier then a twilight,
making sure you listen
so let fluttershy ease your mind.
Take that moment to let you think,
oh you ready?
bitch please
take your body,
chain you up,
cut you out,
like something out of cupcakes
you just wanna scream and shout
looking at yourself
you realize why you disgust me,
go on take your time,
Im not gonna sit here,
simply try and mock me.
Your gonna like these
oh baked fresh,
cupcakes made of fire,
who knew pyro was a topping id desire.
Taking all these rhymes
, throw them at your face,
boom headshot,
making sure I put you in your place.
Gonna break the 4th wall
spilling all these rhymes on you,
taking them out
, audience what you think will do?
Im more amazing then fluttershy,
faster then rainbow dash,
smarter then twilight,
stronger then big mac,
where you think Id go with that?
Take all this,
put it all together,
elements of harmony,
bitch welcome to the herd.
Look at all this mess your making,
I gotta clean this up,
gonna try it my way,
rainbow nuke your style.
Now,
bitch please,
I'm done with my ride,
gonna take it easy
and get a little shut eye.
Well played vorsprung,
Ill say this is a tie,
do this again sometime, by the way,
*brohoof*
time to fly.
And then it all ended with Rsmv conceding defeat...
Original Thread
oozinator
Well-Known Member
Today's "Accidentally Cunning Linguist" is BenTheWis, with his offer to help Girls_Is_Awesome finish all the Licky Lick avatar requests.
Too many coincidences and the fact that these words just seem dirty in any other context make this one of the funniest forum moments I've seen in awhile.
You cannot make this stuff up.
Original post here: https://www.team9000.net/threads/licky-lick.21135/page-16#post-294883
Too many coincidences and the fact that these words just seem dirty in any other context make this one of the funniest forum moments I've seen in awhile.
You cannot make this stuff up.
Original post here: https://www.team9000.net/threads/licky-lick.21135/page-16#post-294883
Fancy_Pants111
Member
Sometimes I go out of my head to get a good gif for my profile pic and they all suck and I just search my ass off for the perfect pic.
