(game) Happier then _______

[RioDeal]

if you've seen the geico commercial lately. you see that they do some funny stuff, at the end there are two guys talking about how happy the geico customer are, then they say: Happier Than Dikembe Mutombo Blocking a Shot.
So i came up with a great game to play. lets play "geico Happier then "_____'' game. which is easy, each respond you make a comment just add: happier then "(and what you want to say)". let's see how well creative you guys and gals are. I'll start to give a example if you anyone gets lost

here's the geico commercial

 

[RioDeal]

Happier then "woot breaking bad on minecraft"

 

[ConroD]

Happier than what is this i don't even english.

Amidoinitrite?

 

[DaGamer12345]

Happier than sliced bread.

 

[oozinator]

Happier than an Internet warrior in a ball pool full of kittens.

My inner Grammar Nazi: It's "than" not "then".

 

[moondoggy23]

Happier than a lawn that hasn't been trodden on by damn neighborhood kids.

 

[RioDeal]

Happier then Micheal Jackson dress as a pedo bear chasing kids in Neverland