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Get to Know a Gamer: JerzeyLegend

moondoggy23

Well-Known Member
Greetings! Welcome to another edition of Get to Know a Gamer. Your voices were heard, or read...whatever, and this week's gamer is JerzeyLegend. JerzeyLegend is know for his illicit relations with tshinotu145, and for the Gummy Bear Disaster of 1999. Ask him about it, it's rather hilarious and deeply tragic at the same time. JerzeyLegend is also an awesome ranked member of Team9000's Minecraft Classic server, a boss of a Heavy in TF2, and he plays Killing Floor like no one else using only his feet. Without further ado, here is JerzeyLegend:


1. Are you really a legend in Jerzey? Where did you get your name from?

It's actually Jersey! :3 I am not a Legend in New Jersey, in fact, despite being born and raised there, I don't really like it there. I mean I like the hustle and bustle of the city, but I don't like the manner of people there. Such terrible drivers, and generally always in a foul mood.

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My name comes from me being born in New Jersey, and I used to be a part of the internets largest Acura Legend forum, and I loved my Legend (I used to own a 1989 Legend Coupe) so my girlfriend (now wife) made my name up JerzeyLegend, and it stuck!

2. You own your own computer shop, how many porn sites have you added to random customer's favorites?

LOL, Yes I do own my own shop. Perrone Technologies. :3 I haven't thought of that, but I know a few people who I should troll with that! I serve alot of tight wound moms, so I can't even imagine the chaos that would ensue in thier homes if they were to find that. However, I have seen a lot of homemade porn, that I may.... or may not sometimes rip to my personal drive

3. There's a small rumor that you were a lady killer (not a murderer of ladies, just someone who dated/slept with a number of them), what was your favorite rejection from a girl?

Who made up that silly rumor? TELL ME SO I CAN KILL THEM! Yeah I kind of was a playa back in the day *pops collar*. Favorite Rejection: ??? Don't really have one because I hate rejection!

4. What's your most memorable gaming moment?

Today actually, playing Killing Floor, got in a car, ran over two super bloats, came around a corner saw two fleshpounds, jumped out of the car, and shot both in the face in Zed time before my feet even hit the ground. It was awesome.

Usually my crazy moments are in Call Of Duty when I'm playing with my nephew. Sweet headshots, or going 34-1 in a game with just a Spas-12.

5. What one place in the world do you want to see before you die?

I would like to see Cuba (since some of my family is from there), the culture is so rich, and even though I don't speak Spanish, I would still enjoy it. My 2nd choice would be Tokyo, I would love to see all the crazy tech Japan has. I would also like to visit Uruguay, also where my family is from. Most don't know about it, but it resides in South America.

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6. Call of Duty or Battlefield? Why?

Oooooh, what a choice. As a mostly console gamer I would say CoD, its fast paced, crazy, in your face FPS, and I enjoy playing it with my nephew who is a console only gamer. However, for realism, it's always Battlefield. MW3 isn't going to stand a chance against BF3. So I activate HAX and choose both.

7. Which sense would you choose to lose if you had to lose one?

My wife tells me I talk to much, so I guess my speech, but then I wouldn't be able to talk smack on XBL, so maybe my sense of direction since us men don't have one anyway.

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8. Name one thing greater than sliced bread.

Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and Boobs! OH MY GOSH BOOBS! I wish boobs could be president.

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9. What are your top 5 favorite movies?

In descending order:

5.) 300

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4.) Any Fast and Furious movie

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3.) Any Transformers

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2.) Tron: Evolution

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1.) Scarface

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10. What is your dream car?

Used to be 1969 Camaro SS but now its a 2012 Shelby GT 500 Super Snake or Lamborghini Reventon. I would choose the Super Snake because it's more practical, but if I could drive the Reventon for just one day, I would drive it like I stole it.

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11. What is your greatest gaming disappointment?

Going sniper and being stabbed in the back by GiftedNarwhals! I EFFING hate that!

12. Which super power would you rather have and why: Laser eyes (like Cyclops) or the ability to de-materialize and re-materialize (like Nightcrawler)?

I would want Nightcrawlers ability. I could just go anywhere. Like... maybe a... bank safe or maybe the ladies bathroom of the Dallas Cowboys cheer leader team. :3

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So there you have it! Let's try something a little different with the nominations this week: If someone has already commented someone you want to see next week, like that post. If that person isn't there, feel free to post the person you want to see. You can nominate yourself, and feel free to post any comments you wish. Until next week, stay classy Team9000.
 
Great, as always.
Boobs for president (there us a reason why I build such late MELON farms in Minecraft)

I nominate myself, or TheXraptor.
 
you guys are doing it wrong, you are supposed to like a post that already has someone you want to nominate in it, or make a new one if it doesn't exist. So Das and Alimbee you should like Tshin's post.
 
"Let's try something a little different with the nominations this week: If someone has already commented someone you want to see next week, like that post. If that person isn't there, feel free to post the person you want to see. You can nominate yourself, and feel free to post any comments you wish."

And for the people who are a bit slow,
LIKE THE POST WITH THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOUD LIKE TO SEE
 
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