Good day, Gentlemen

[AtlasZeth]

Hello everyone. My name is Atlas Zeth, though some (re: 2) people may know me under my alternate moniker of Cracked Atlas.

My home forum has been overrun by the likes of those fine fellows Vorsprung, Clawstrider and my good buddy Beese, so I figured I'd come and loiter around here a while.

Now where is the pudding? I was promised there would be pudding.

 

[Melexiious]

You get no pudding

You only get Commander Shepard Dancing

Also this

 

[bbgunshot]

Also this

Lusty Argonian Maid... 0.0

 

[Wooty]

Lusty Argonian Maid... 0.0

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

"Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II"

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[AtlasZeth]

Dammit, Beese! You pester me to make and account and then immediately derail my thread with Argonian maids....
Lusty Argonian maids....
So lusty....
I uh... I have to go now.

 

[bbgunshot]

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

"Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II"

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Oh I know. I've read both books.

 

[Melexiious]

Dammit, Beese! You pester me to make and account and then immediately derail my thread with Argonian maids....
Lusty Argonian maids....
So lusty....
I uh... I have to go now.

You're not going anywhere atlas, sit back down and get ready for the ride of your life.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

"Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II"

ಠ_ಠ

Look at the expression on his face, in the picture. Does that look like he's enjoying it?

Because when I read it I had a similar face... okay that was a lie, but still.

 

[Jazz007]

This thread is relevant to my interests

 

[AtlasZeth]

Why does everything good always turn into Lusty Argonian Maids?

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Well, hello to everyone who's posted. Except Beese. I already know him far too well.

 

[bbgunshot]

Why does everything good always turn into Lusty Argonian Maids?

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Well, hello to everyone who's posted. Except Beese. I already know him far too well.

Welcome! And don't worry! The feeling is mutual

 

[Melexiious]

Why does everything good always turn into Lusty Argonian Maids?

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Well, hello to everyone who's posted. Except Beese. I already know him far too well.

It's common practice for welcome threads to be made, then de-railed.

EDIT: Also, why not the "WILL BE MINE" Avatar?

 

[AtlasZeth]

I assumed as much, oh Beeseydoodles.

But at least I can try to keep it on track, God dammit!

I mean, it won't work and I'll probably give up almost immediately, but I can try!

 

[Melexiious]

I assumed as much, oh Beeseydoodles.

But at least I can try to keep it on track, God dammit!

I mean, it won't work and I'll probably give up almost immediately, but I can try!

Read up on some old welcome threads, see how I molested them all!

... well, a fair bit of them.

 

[mcfar45]

Hi,

I am mcfar and I am also a Australian (but I am from the awesome state of Queensland).
I hope you enjoy your time here!

 

[Melexiious]

Hi,

I am mcfar and I am also a Australian (but I am from the awesome state of Queensland).
I hope you enjoy your time here!

Remember, he too is an Adelaidian.

I SHALL BRING THEM IN EN MASSE

 

[mcfar45]

Remember, he too is an Adelaidian.

I SHALL BRING THEM IN EN MASSE

That was why I said what I said!

And...you will never overrun this site with your Adelaide scum! (no offense )

 

[Audi]

Hello everyone. My name is Atlas Zeth, though some (re: 2) people may know me under my alternate moniker of Cracked Atlas.

My home forum has been overrun by the likes of those fine fellows Vorsprung, Clawstrider and my good buddy Beese, so I figured I'd come and loiter around here a while.

Now where is the pudding? I was promised there would be pudding.

Huzzah! You're on my turf now! So now I can say even more blatantly obscene things and such!
Although I already marginally know you, I shall take this oppurtunity to give you one of my
VORSPRUNG'S Patented "Sexy Welcomes"©™.
My name is Vorsprung, and whilst I am most certainly deranged, I shall instruct you in the ways of the Team9000.
There is plenty to enjoy here, none more than Rsmv-Vorsprung-Beese Tokyo threeways. Please, take a seat.
And let's get frisky, the stench is unbelieveable.

 

[RioDeal]

 

[Vincent2128]

Huzzah! You're on my turf now! So now I can say even more blatantly obscene things and such!
Although I already marginally know you, I shall take this oppurtunity to give you one of my
SIZE=6]VORSPRUNG'S Patented "Sexy Welcomes"©™.

YES
SIZE=6]VORSPRUNG'S Patented Sexy Welcomes!






:gentlemen:

I'm the resident Team9000 Chinese Creeper. No, I will not blow up this thread and the lusty Argonian maids. They are relevant to my interests.

 

[RedBox]

Thread is not derailed. I am disappoint.

'ELLO THAR! Rebo is the name. :3.
and if your only friends with Beese, and such, you still have much to learn.
WELCOME!