Haiku Me? Haiku YOU!

[moondoggy23]

Write a haiku here
about the person above
get ready...set...go...

 

[Melexiious]

He is a cool dude
Loves his Monty Python
Something uuuuhh butts

 

[katphish]

He made a mistake
Six syllables on here
It should be seven

Aside from that fact
His last line: ambiguous
Is it four or five?

Well whatever man,
Beese is eh really cool guy
He doesn't afraid.

 

[Melexiious]

I know it's seven dude
I thought that loves is two
Doesn't matter now

Yes, it is five there
But again it matters not
IT'S ALL IN THE PAST

Katphish, he fights crime
He kills all in his pathway
And gets all the babes

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Your strangeness makes me look...
At the inspiration...
I could get from thou...

We could go to the shore...
And punch each other with disgust..
Then talk of jokes, MOAR and MOAR!!!

 

[ienjoywaffles]

Your strangeness makes me look...
At the inspiration...
I could get from thou...

We could go to the shore...
And punch each other with disgust..
Then talk of jokes, MOAR and MOAR!!!

Oh zombie slayer
How could one not know haikus
Its 5 7 5

 

[moondoggy23]

Oh zombie slayer
How could one not know haikus
Its 5 7 5

oh ienjoywaffles
you didn't write about her
try it again, please

 

[Jns112]

Oh dog of moon ness,
how strict of rules you are,
but we love you still.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Oh zombie slayer
How could one not know haikus
Its 5 7 5

Oh ienjoywaffles,
I am too crazy to make something short.
So I just openly make mistakes.

 

[moondoggy23]

FOLLOW THE RULES NOW
THIS IS MY RAGING HAIKU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

 

[GreenEarth]

everyone is saying my name O_O

this bro is buttmad
people write shit poetry
jimmies are rustled

 

[Sean1995]

Hey look at GreenEarth,
Look at how green GreenEarth is,
I suck at haikus

 

[katphish]

That was pretty damn
stupid and random: funny.
Your count is correct

So I would say that
You do know how to haiku
Bumpin' this thread, hah!

 

[_Joostb]

Oh, silly katphish,
writing haikus 'bout bumping,
and bumping with them.