Happy Pioneer Day!!! (if you live in utah)

[bobtheawesomeone]

Happy pioneer day!!! Or probably to most of you, tuesday, july 24...
For those of you who don't know... Pioneer day is the day that the mormon pioneers entered into the salt lake valley in 1847, and the prophet, brigham young, proclaimed "this is the place." its a big deal for not just mormons, but all of utah. Its kind of like our states foundation!

 

[Creeper]

Hooray for Mormon Foundation Day! Today's the day we all shall dust off and wear our magical undergarments.

They're fabulous.

 

[Mrtino916]

I don't live in Utah but Happy Pioneer Day

 

[bobtheawesomeone]

Hooray for Mormon Foundation Day! Today's the day we all shall dust off and wear our magical undergarments.

They're fabulous.

its not foundation day for mormons, its the state of utah foundation. The lds church was founded in april of 1836

 

[moondoggy23]

Yay! Let's all marry multiple wives and have many children!

 

[bobtheawesomeone]

HOLLY THREAD REVIVAL BATMAN!

 

[TheGurw]

Hooray for Mormon Foundation Day! Today's the day we all shall dust off and wear our magical undergarments.

They're fabulous.

Why do they have buttons where the nipples should be?

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Why do they have buttons where the nipples should be?

And why does the male underwear have a huge bulge?

 

[Unismurfsity]

Pie and beer day?!

The fireworks are driving my dogs insane though.

 

[Melexiious]

And why does the male underwear have a huge bulge?

You know, I was thinking the exact same thing.
Like seriously, what is that for? Smuggling an entire birdcage of budgies?

 

[Audi]

And why does the male underwear have a huge bulge?

 

[Patchouli]

Justin Beaverface

Why is Justin Bieber wearing grandma pants? And why did he poop in them?

 

[Audi]

Why is Justin Bieber wearing grandma pants? And why did he poop in them?

These are the questions that I ask
These are the questions that I don't get an answer to

If we're really going to look at this picture, notice that he's also wearing 2 x $50,000 Rolexes,
One on either wrist
So he doesn't hurt his head checking the time

Also those shoes are worth $500 a pop easy

Also he doesn't need glasses he's just wearing them because he's stupid

Like
There's lots of things wrong with this picture
I'm not going to offer an explanation

 

[TheGurw]

Is that even the Beaver? He looks a little too...straight. Also go to bed Vorsy.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Hooray for Mormon Foundation Day! Today's the day we all shall dust off and wear our magical undergarments.

They're fabulous.

Really? I was going commando...

 

[Creeper]

Really? I was going commando...

But that's frowned upon.

but

You can still do it though.