Is it wrong that I read this as "Hey, I masturbate"?
In any case, I must extend to you the most delightful of "g'day" 's I can offer you.
My name is Vorsprung, and I am the undisputed T9K Crack Addict / TF2 Wunderkind. I also eat Vaseline.
But in any case, this is Team9000. We play games, drink carbonated drinks, collect poon with kangaroos and dance to the beat of Royksopp.
I do hope you enjoy your time here, flopping about through the addled menagery of gaming related shit.
Yeah.
Not to be weird or anything, but I totally read it like that too. Hey, I'm in a family full of all out perverted boys.
So, a few things to remember:
> Here's the rules. Read 'em. Follow them religiously.
> Valve Time is very similar to Woot Time, except one has more guac.
> Gurw is a tingle-dick, and should be addressed appropriately so.
> Chav chav chav chav chav chav chav, mirin' brah.
> There's more than just Minecraft.
> The pool is always closed.
> One does not simply local mute.
> Open the door
> Get on the floor
> Everybody walk the dinosaur
Thank you, and goodnight.