I'm discussing the one with swag. And no, not all your penes have swag.
You are a dick - this is not the same thing. You are also a pony. And a Houndour. And French. Dicrenchounronyro. Which sounds like a disease. You are a plague upon this earth, and the scum of these forums, licking the droppings of accidental swaggy semen overflow from the swagcarts that are like madcarts only less angry and more swaggy, all of which belong to my estate and are regularly paraded throughout the forums. Inevitably, you gain some swag from the ingestion of my semeny goodness, but your swaggy penis is the only part of you which hath (hardly) crossed the threshold of swag in order to be indentured into my presence. Unfortunately, it seems to be fond of you for some reason which is beyond my fathoming, and thus far has refused to allow us to cut its horridly unfashionable gimp-suited tumor from its presence. Furthermore, I dislike your new avatar, as it implies that the Pyro is a sexy male, when it is widely known that the Pyro is an old, batshit-crazy, saggy-boobed, deceptively strong female.
And no, I do not MGE, this is a silly waste of my swag which would be much better put to use lifting. Also playing other games than TF2 is proven to be healthy for your mental state and would assist in your hat addiction. To clarify, I only say this because I fear for the sanity of your penis, not any concern for your well-being in any shape, manner, or form.
