How Do I Make My Self Admin

As with all Team9000 Launch services, even though you may have "created" the server, you cannot assume administrative control of said server. Thank you.
 
I will tell you the true way to become an admin.

1. Say "Woot is love, Woot is life." three times.
2. spin around in EXACTLY 17 circles. The almighty Woot is very specific.
3. Light a lemon-scented jar candle, then promptly drop 61 cents into the hot wax. Do not put out the flame.
4. Create a shrine for Woot, then approach with your offering of Hot and Spicy Cheese-Its. It must be unopened.
5. If done correctly, you shall receive a key that is shaped like a key within a key. This is the almighty Key of Keyception.
6. Climb to the top of Mt. Woot.
7. Toss 41 bags on Funions into the fiery pits to open the passageway to the Temple of Wooty.
8. Pass through the hallway of screaming infants, the door of eternal waiting, and sneak past the Oxydragon.
9. Put the key on the altar while chanting for exactly 8 hours, 34 minutes, and 17 seconds "He was number 1." You must then read the terms and conditions. Failure to read will result in death.
10. You iz admin :D
 
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