If you could be inanimate object, what would you be?

[Nic1234]

A pony

My pictuer DUH!
Where it can move its rainbows

ARGGGG ponies aren't inanimate objects!!!

BE ORIGINAL

Think if something else besides ponies

 

[Dr_LASR]

Whats the difference between a motorbike and hot chicks?

One's alive and one isn't...

 

[Nic1234]

U dont have to ask if u wanna ride on the motorbike

 

[Patchouli]

U dont have to ask if u wanna ride on the motorbike

Entirely un-amusing.

 

[Syria]

Entirely un-amusing.

Deleting post

 

[TheGurw]

<---- HK-47

Humanoid but still not living. So I think it counts.

Any inanimate object. Meaning, it can't consciously perform an action.

I would be a shield volcano in Hawaii. Because obsidian.

 

[TheGurw]

Deleting post

Actually, I found it quite amusing. Inappropriate for this PG-13 website....but so is talking about men using dildos.

 

[Syria]

Actually, I found it quite amusing. Inappropriate for this PG-13 website....but so is talking about men using dildos.

lol Okey

 

[that_taco_guy]

What the hell else would I be?




A plush toy, obviously.




What?

 

[Patchouli]

What the hell else would I be?




A plush toy, obviously.




What?

D'awwww.

 

[TheGurw]

D'awwww.

d'awwwwwwww

 

[Mariolink42]

I would be Dangaroo.

 

[Audi]

Actually, I found it quite amusing. Inappropriate for this PG-13 website....but so is talking about men using dildos.

Vorsprung: subverting the minds of the younglings since 455BC

 

[3vans]

I would be an SSD

See what I did there?

 

[that_taco_guy]

D'awwww.

D'awwww.

EDIT: Hello, there, new avatar.

 

[Nic1234]

D'awwww.

D'awwwwwww

 

[MagicForDummies]

I'd like to be that big red button under the president's desk what launches nooks and accidently the whole world.

 

[TheGurw]

I'd like to be that big red button under the president's desk what launches nooks and accidently the whole world.

I accidentally all the womans.

A scientific support to this claim is made by mapping of Y chromosmes in Asia, showing a prevalence of 1/500 of all males being directly related to him.

 

[Nic1234]

D'awwwwww

 

[im3nuron]

D'awwwwww

^this Is probably the most unrelated post in the history of the internet.

Also, too many bad memes were used in this thread so I'm just going to leave.