If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

[Melexiious]

The ability to get naked at lickety-split naked speeds, ohwait, I can already do that.

Probably to shapeshift, that would be pretty badass.

 

[Vincent2128]

get naked at lickety-split naked speeds

 

[Melexiious]

I thought about the word placement in that sentence for about a minute, every word is intentional. It's an in-joke with a friend of mine... don't ask how.

I don't know if your facepalming about, so I can't really comment on it.

 

[Jns112]

The power to know what lottery ticket wins. Fuck yeah

 

[genial2222]

The ability to negate this ability

SUPER FUCK.

 

[Cacher]

you guys are hilarious, how bout being able to mind-rape random people

mind-fuck?

 

[Vincent2128]

SUPER FUCK.

HEY HEY HEY
HEY
HEY GENITAL
(/sarcasm)

 

[bothan13]

I'd want the ability to control time.
I could do so many things, such as stop time, slap everyone in the room, go back to my orginal position, unfreeze time, and laugh at them.

 

[White4zion]

The ability to have all the abilities on this forum, and my side kick would have the ability to....
IDK

 

[xHallucinationx]

The ability to do anything. Yep. Best power ever.
My sidekick has the ability to do nothing. He is named the wonder potato and lays on the ground hyperventilating everywhere.

 

[Skryter]

The ability to control matter. I can practically do anything I want, whenever I want and bypass the laws of physics and gravity.

 

[White4zion]

The ability to make your power obsilete!!!

 

[Skryter]

The ability to make your power obsilete!!!

Everything is made out of matter, your power is obsolete compared to mine.

 

[Chumba_Wumpa]

Punch people through the internet.

 

[TheGurw]

Everything is made out of matter, your power is obsolete compared to mine.

Everything is made out of matter....except energy.

The power to control energy. That way, no matter what, I can stop anything coming at me. Think about it. What is motion but kinetic energy? What is height but potential energy?

Having this would grant me pretty much every single other power out there, even to be able to punch people through the internet.

 

[Skryter]

Everything is made out of matter....except energy.

The power to control energy. That way, no matter what, I can stop anything coming at me. Think about it. What is motion but kinetic energy? What is height but potential energy?

Having this would grant me pretty much every single other power out there, even to be able to punch people through the internet.

Aaaah, but with my ability to control matter, i could easily create a device that neutralizes energy, thus making your power obsolete.

 

[TheGurw]

Aaaah, but with my ability to control matter, i could easily create a device that neutralizes energy, thus making your power obsolete.

To neutralize energy is to neutralize matter, for all matter has energy, even if only at the atomic level. Plus I'd just give your device a sudden boost of kinetic energy towards a brick wall

 

[Skryter]

To neutralize energy is to neutralize matter, for all matter has energy, even if only at the atomic level. Plus I'd just give your device a sudden boost of kinetic energy towards a brick wall

I just implode some antimatter on earth, this conversation is no longer relevant.

 

[TheGurw]

I just implode some antimatter on earth, this conversation is no longer relevant.

LOL. By that you mean creating more fuel for me by generating a metric assload of energy

 

[Skryter]

LOL. By that you mean creating more fuel for me by generating a metric assload of energy

Well as soon as I create the antimatter and it collides with matter everything will implode and nothing will be left.