IMPORTANT NOTICE: Notch Encourages Griefing!

[t7seven7t]

Its true folks! Check this out, its on the bottom of every classic server page on minecraft.net:

So next time you see Notch be sure to give him a paddlin' for his malevolent plans to destroy the world (or at least classic ones)!

 

[mcfar45]

Onoes!!!!!!!!!

 

[moondoggy23]

Lies! EVeryone knows you don't right click to remove blocks. You type /c air. DURRRR.

 

[Creeper]

So nobody has noticed this before? ..wow xD

 

[Cacher]

I thought it was left mouse destroys and right places>

 

[Donvittorio]

@cacher ..That's the point

 

[shadowwolf]

I don't like Notch anymore, I've had enough of his trolling about stuff -_-

 

[im3nuron]

@creeper when the website was released, on the front page, on the bottom, it used to say Minceraft instead of Minecraft it was there until somebody pointed it out on reddit.

 

[CaptainGinyu]

Maybe this is why 9/10 new players on Classic are griefers...

 

[David]

I bet Notch was sober when he made these rules 0_o

 

[Ustulo]

 

[Joshuame13]

wow I just got that

 

[Melexiious]

Markus Persson, trolling us since May 17, 2009.

 

[mdukey]

Um. No. Because what happened if you put the block in the wrong place. How would you remove it? Yah, it's in the directions on how to remove a block. Not all of it is just griefing.

 

[redhaze5]

t7 U are really bored

 

[redhaze5]

@mduckey he says left buton to add a block and Right button to remove a block, if u read slowly u would know that its the other way around.

 

[konflakes]

Punch screen to place blocks and smash face into keyboard to remove blocks. thats what i do at least.

 

[t7seven7t]

no konflakes, those of who know you know what you do *cough* firethorn giant [email protected]#$% towers *cough*

 

[konflakes]

Yes 7, Exactly. I've been punching my screen for hours everyday since minecraft first came out. Broke my knuckles while building shit in classic and now my knuckles are so hard I can go on building sprees that last hours without and difficulty. Oh, and I haven't broken enough blocks yet so I pass out after smashing my face into the keyboard about 1000 - 2000 times in a go.

 

That's a paddlin'