Innovations Thread

[Darth_Purrface]

This is the innovation thread, where people will show their talents in the art of inventing!

To post an invention, a form like this should be made:

Invention 001​

(The next the invention will be 002, then 003, and so on...)

(Pictures are optional)​

Invention name: Cat that has a PHD in english
Use: To educate felines about the "area of grammar and sentence structure".
Components: Cat, PHD degree, brainwashing machine
Cost to produce: Five fancy cheeseburgers
Efficiency: 10%

Made by: Your name. Sponsor: Anyone/anything you

So, get inventing!

 

[TheGurw]

I love having people ignored. I had no idea it was possible to have a thread with no posts

 

[Audi]

I love having people ignored. I had no idea it was possible to have a thread with no posts

Dude that's fucking amazing,
Like, the whole concept of phantom threads.

 

[Creeper]

We're inventing bad memes?

 

[TheGurw]

Dude that's fucking amazing,
Like, the whole concept of phantom threads.

Like a ghost town but for the internet!

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Like a ghost town but for the internet!

Yay! I created the official ghost town of team9000.

 

[Audi]

Yay! I created the official ghost town of team9000.

He can't see what you say
Which is some sorta irony

 

[Darth_Purrface]

He can't see what you say
Which is some sorta irony

Yes, it is very ironic. xD

 

[TheGurw]

I'll assume something ironic was said that makes me look somewhat foolish. Sooooooooo llama butts.

 

[Ustulo]

I'd invent a ZSG Thread Annihilator- instantly detects and incinerates all ZSG threads.

 

[Audi]

I'll assume something ironic was said that makes me look somewhat foolish. Sooooooooo llama butts.

Oh this gets even better

 

[Darth_Purrface]

I'd invent a ZSG Thread Annihilator- instantly detects and incinerates all ZSG threads.

I don't see the point, there aren't too many of them anymore.

 

[thee_pro]

I don't see the point, there aren't too many of them anymore.

Ustulsample is just being a bully, ignore what he says and carry on.

 

[TheGurw]

In all honesty, now that I've actually clicked the "show ignored content" button, this had the potential to be a good thread. Hereby, I apologize for derailing it, and shall now leave in order for the potential to either be realized or fail miserably on its own. Good day.

 

[MiniCacti]

Hmmm. Inventions... Do you mean legitimate, original ideas or mashing two things together to make something awesome but nearly useless?

EDIT: Or do you mean improvements, like that kick-the-bumper-to-open-the-trunk thing I keep seeing in car commercials? God, that is a genius idea.

 

[thee_pro]

Trunk Monkey. Best invention evar.

 

[3vans]

Just as I thought that you had learnt and improved from previous threads...

 

[MagicForDummies]

I'd invent a sorting machine where you'd just dump whatever in it and it automatically places it in the right location.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Just as I thought that you had learnt and improved from previous threads...

But.... I don't see anything that could offend someone, or anything that could troll someone to death. I don't see any bad going on here, it's just like any thread you know. (no offense to you)

I mean, just look at it! No insults, no spam, no trolling. Heck, no swear words even,,,,,

 

[_Joostb]

I love having people ignored. I had no idea it was possible to have a thread with no posts

Pics or it didn't happen.