Innovations Thread

[Shepettan_Pride]

Invention Name: Steam Engine
Use: Alternative source of energy for factories and locomotives.
Components: Piston, Cylinder, Exhaust Steam Valve, Crosshead, Piston Rod, Crosshead Guide, High Pressure Steam Intake Valve.
Cost to Produce: $500.00 in 1859
Efficiency: 80%

Made By: Thomas Savery, James Watt. Sponsor: Red Star Line

What, me using a thread in a constructive way is bad? This is what I was hoping this thread would be.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

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Invention Name: Steam Engine
Use: Alternative source of energy for factories and locomotives.
Components: Piston, Cylinder, Exhaust Steam Valve, Crosshead, Piston Rod, Crosshead Guide, High Pressure Steam Intake Valve.
Cost to Produce: $500.00 in 1859
Efficiency: 80%
Made By: Thomas Savery, James Watt. Sponsor: Red Star Line

What, me using a thread in a constructive way is bad? This is what I was hoping this thread would be.

Now THAT is how I want the inventions to get posted! I don't mind if they are constructive or "destructive", I only mind the way you POST it....

 

[Sean1995]

Invention Name: M1B Rocket Propelled Chainsaw (RPC)
Use: To give someone a REALLY bad day.
Components: Tube, Saw chain, Motor, Fuel tank, Stabilizing fins, Rocket Exhaust, Grip, Trigger, Activation button
Cost to Produce: $1000.00 ($300 for chainsaw components, $500 for rocket components, $200 for housing)
Efficiency: 66.6% (It takes a high amount of skill to aim)
Made By: Anonymous Drunk Scientist Sponsor: Most of the Internet

I dare you to find a reason why this is NOT a good idea.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Invention Name: M1B Rocket Propelled Chainsaw (RPC)
Use: To give someone a REALLY bad day.
Components: Tube, Saw chain, Motor, Fuel tank, Stabilizing fins, Rocket Exhaust, Grip, Trigger, Activation button
Cost to Produce: $1000.00 ($300 for chainsaw components, $500 for rocket components, $200 for housing)
Efficiency: 66.6% (It takes a high amount of skill to aim)
Made By: Anonymous Drunk Scientist Sponsor: Most of the Internet

I dare you to find a reason why this is NOT a good idea.

Errrr.... It makes people think your..... A mental patient?

 

[MiniCacti]

Invention Name: Slushie.
Use: Delicious chilled beverage.
Components: Ice, juice.
Cost to produce: 0.00 to 3.00 dollars depending on location, local agriculture, and weather.
Efficiency: 100%
Made By: Everyone

I am enjoying one right now, in fact. There has been an extreme surplus of the materials recently.

 

[avroom]

Invention Name: Irony
Use: Confuse trolls and dumb people
Components: Opposite to the literal meaning
Cost to produce: It does cost intelligence
Efficiency: 85%
Made by: Clever people

 

[Ustulo]

I don't see the point, there aren't too many of them anymore.

For the record, this is a pretty good thread. I just had to make that joke :3

 

[Dr_LASR]

Invention name: Cat energy.
Use: To create an infinite amount of energy,
Components: 2 cats, generator.
Cost to produce: Around 200$
Efficiency: Over 9000.

You know how cats always land on there feet, right? Strap 2 cats, back to back, drop, they create an infinite loop, attach generator, and voila! Infinite energy. Also works with toast.

 

[_Joostb]

Invention name: Cat energy.
Use: To create an infinite amount of energy,
Components: 2 cats, generator.
Cost to produce: Around 200$
Efficiency: Over 9000.

You know how cats always land on there feet, right? Strap 2 cats, back to back, drop, they create an infinite loop, attach generator, and voila! Infinite energy. Also works with toast.

you can also just tape 2 pieces of toast together with the buttered sides facing away from each other. This way you can use the cat to make pictures and post them on the Internet.

 

[DaGamer12345]

I would invent a... pickaxe that mines 3 x 3 x 3 ft blocks of anything.

Invention name: BlockAxe
Use: To make mining easier
Components: 3 diamonds, 2 sticks
Cost to produce: Unknown
Efficiency: 6 billion (or until it breaks)

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Invention name: Pancake bikini
Use: Make breakfast sexier
Components: Pancakes and bacon.
Cost to produce: However much it costs to get pancake mix, eggs, milk and bacon.
Efficiency: If you wanted efficiency you wouldn't be investing in a bikini made of pancakes.