It's my birthday today! :D

Congratz you are now one year closer to your cake, there will be cake at the end, i swear, it will be delisious and moist, any cake you have eaten now is not the great cake that you will recieve.
 
1 year closer to death.
This doesn't change that no women wants you.
All the girls you do know just got a year older too.
You can no longer look at girls 5 years younger than you, or else you are a pedophile.
Legally drinking in your own home is stupid, and in real life nobody throws a party where it is exploited.

And last, now it feels even weirder that you play video games

/Debbie Downer
 
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