1 year closer to death.
This doesn't change that no women wants you.
All the girls you do know just got a year older too.
You can no longer look at girls 5 years younger than you, or else you are a pedophile.
Legally drinking in your own home is stupid, and in real life nobody throws a party where it is exploited.
And last, now it feels even weirder that you play video games
/Debbie Downer