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Lever on roof of spawn?

meesathinks

New Member
Hi,

I think I saw a lever on the roof near the whitelist portal. Why is it there? What does it do?

Thanks,
Meesathinks

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TheGurw

Well-Known Member
I'd bet it's not that hard to get up there. When I get home, maybe I'll give it a shot. All hail the void.
 

MagicForDummies

Well-Known Member
It increases your grade-point-average significantly, makes you popular in school, finds you a beautiful girlfriend, makes you succeed well in university, lands you a stable, happy, high paying career, finds you a beautiful wife whom is ever faithful and ever supportive, gives you the exact amount of kids/houses/cars/possessions that you want and also allows you to die peacefully in your sleep and go to heaven.

Basically removes Minecraft from your life.
 

Melexiious

Well-Known Member
It increases your grade-point-average significantly, makes you popular in school, finds you a beautiful girlfriend, makes you succeed well in university, lands you a stable, happy, high paying career, finds you a beautiful wife whom is ever faithful and ever supportive, gives you the exact amount of kids/houses/cars/possessions that you want and also allows you to die peacefully in your sleep and go to heaven.

Basically removes Minecraft from your life.

So what you're saying is, if you pull it.
You get banned?
 

Melexiious

Well-Known Member
Haha. No.
Banned people do not become successful at all.

The lever is the Magnum opus of a man's life. The lever on the roof of the whitelist portal specifically.
But you said, for it to do all of this is for you to get off minecraft,
The most efficient way to do that is get banned.

It makes sense, that it'll ban you. Considering it wipes the server, that's more than just griefing, that's like, supergriefing. Destroying EVERYONES work in one fell swoop, and it can all be done from spawn.
 

MagicForDummies

Well-Known Member
But you said, for it to do all of this is for you to get off minecraft,
The most efficient way to do that is get banned.

It makes sense, that it'll ban you. Considering it wipes the server, that's more than just griefing, that's like, supergriefing. Destroying EVERYONES work in one fell swoop, and it can all be done from spawn.

Oh it goes beyond perma-banned considering there are ways to make separate accounts and servers can always be regenerated. It still does not remove minecraft from one's life. Destroying mojang and removing Notch still won't be enough to remove minecraft from one's life either since there will be pirate servers. It's a Samsara that has existed since the creation of Minecraft.

But Wooty has found a way to break that cycle through the creation of the lever on the roof of the whitelist portal. Now knowing Woot's tendency to break things, has actually borken what cannot be borked.
 
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