Fortunately for me, I have never had sleep paralysis. On the other hand, I have never dreamed lucidly, and can almost never remember my dreams. Occasionally, a small tidbit of a dream will stay with me, and usually for quite a while. I currently can remember a grand total of five dream pieces, and they are still fairly clear. I wrote them all below for your entertainment.
Dream #1. Four years ago: It was a suprisingly well lit night, and the sky was a dark blue. I was sinking into one of many square pools that were arranged in a massive grid. A train was going by above the water and in between the pools. Then there were some coins in front of me, spiraling down into the dark and fathomless depths...
Dream #2 Five years ago: A local restaurant was suddenly beside my house. I was wearing shorts, t-shirt, and flip flops. There were about two inches of snow on the ground, and for some reason this did not look out of place. I walked up to the window, and ordered some popcorn chicken... (I think, it may have been a chicken sandwich.)
Dream #3 Nine or ten years ago: I "woke up" and started getting out of bed. A wave of spiders then poured out from under the bed and completely covered the floor. I stayed on my bed and watched them...
Dream #4 More than ten years ago (Least clear): The only part I can remember clearly is a haunted house with a bubble shield made of smoke coming out of the chimney. That, and something ate my dad... IDK.
Dream #5 Well over ten years ago (This is the one I remember most clearly, strangely enough): I am hiding behind a tall bush in a massive field. My parents, family, and friends are up in a tiny, light gray radio tower. They are motioning for me to come up with them, so I run out from behind the bush. A bear comes from my left, and smacks me in the face. Blackness, total void. Then I woke up...
