>Makes greentext thread
- Thread starter Mariolink42
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im3nuron
Well-Known Member
>greentexts wrong in 2 ways.
Mariolink42
Well-Known Member
>Sees everyone knowing how to do it
>Guesses on how to do it
>Guesses on how to do it
DutchCheese
Well-Known Member
>is using whitetext
>secretly doesn't know how to use greentext :3
>secretly doesn't know how to use greentext :3
Donvittorio
Well-Known Member
>2012
>Letting a greentext thread die
ISHIGGY DIGGIDY DOOBITY DOO
>Letting a greentext thread die
ISHIGGY DIGGIDY DOOBITY DOO
Mariolink42
Well-Known Member
shadowwolf
Member
What next? Can't triforce?
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Melexiious
Well-Known Member
>be me
>be at school
>get laptops derpy internet to finally work
>finally can do work
>goes on team9000
>greentext thread got revived by don
>the fuck
>tries to quickly think of something to post
>can't think of anything
>teacher comes around and looks at my screen
>gets angry
>takes laptop away
>gives me lecture about laptops are for school work
>sends me to detention
>walking down hallway of shame
>look at detention door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>be at school
>get laptops derpy internet to finally work
>finally can do work
>goes on team9000
>greentext thread got revived by don
>the fuck
>tries to quickly think of something to post
>can't think of anything
>teacher comes around and looks at my screen
>gets angry
>takes laptop away
>gives me lecture about laptops are for school work
>sends me to detention
>walking down hallway of shame
>look at detention door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
shadowwolf
Member
>ignored beese cause he posts in every thread
>multiple notifications
>now he isn't a problem
Melexiious
Well-Known Member
>ignoring beese
>ever
rsmv2you
Well-Known Member
Wow you are annoying.
Melexiious
Well-Known Member
>Masturbates in shower
>About to orgasm
>Serious business time
>Cums all over shower profusely
>Gets out and cleans shower
>Makes sure everything's clear
>Sister gets into shower
>Weeks later
>Sister starts vomiting
>Not sure if food poisoning from pasta I made
>Goes to doctor
>Finds out she's pregnant
>Nobody knows the father is me
>Starts sweating profusely
>6 months later
>She's got twins and isn't planning on abortion
>Father still unknown
>Pressure builds
>Can't take the pressure and goes on vacation
>Goes to Canada for 3 months in hiding
>Gets a call from mum
>Sister's due in 2 weeks
>Sweating more
>Gets a plane back a week later
>Gets another call
>Sister going into labour early
>Starts sweating more
>Skips waiting for a taxi and runs
>Man tries to give me a flyer
>Knocks him over
>His spaghetti goes everywhere
>Runs at speed of light to get to Hospital
>Gets to door
>Room's empty
>Tears swell up
>Doctor tells me she's on a helicopter to another hospital since they have no space for her
>Helicopter due to leave in 5 minutes
>Runs up stairs
>Runs up more stairs
>Sweating more profusely
>Gets to roof door
>Bashes it open and runs to helicopter
>Right at helicopter
>Lifts off
>Grabs the rail as it starts going
>Holding on for a few seconds
>Epic struggle to get up
>My spaghetti falling from my pockets as I hold on
>Co-pilot seat unoccupied
>Pulls self up next to the door
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>get a new job
>easy as fuck, all I do is hand shit out
>handing fliers down the street
>potential customer walks past me
>knocks me over
>zipper on fannypack breaks and spaghetti falls out
>spaghetti goes everywhere
>tires to pick up spaghetti
>fliers fall into spaghetti
>manager walks out of store
>manager looks at my spaghetti filled fliers
>asks me into his office
>he opens the door
>both sit down
>manager looks at me
>holds up broken fannypack with spaghetti falling out
knowthatfeelbro.jpg
>get raise and new job
>new job, taking peoples orders
>get new outfit, goto register
>some 21 year old guy walks up to me
>he orders a royal w/ cheese
>goes for his wallet
>his hands turn into fannypack
>fannypack breaks into spaghetti
>he notices nothing
>points out fannypackhands
>he looks at me insanely
>says "UR DONE KID"
>chases after me with fannypackhands
>exit the store with maniac following me
>we run down side street
>he corners me
>eats my face
>we live in Florida, apparently
>easy as fuck, all I do is hand shit out
>handing fliers down the street
>potential customer walks past me
>knocks me over
>zipper on fannypack breaks and spaghetti falls out
>spaghetti goes everywhere
>tires to pick up spaghetti
>fliers fall into spaghetti
>manager walks out of store
>manager looks at my spaghetti filled fliers
>asks me into his office
>he opens the door
>both sit down
>manager looks at me
>holds up broken fannypack with spaghetti falling out
knowthatfeelbro.jpg
>get raise and new job
>new job, taking peoples orders
>get new outfit, goto register
>some 21 year old guy walks up to me
>he orders a royal w/ cheese
>goes for his wallet
>his hands turn into fannypack
>fannypack breaks into spaghetti
>he notices nothing
>points out fannypackhands
>he looks at me insanely
>says "UR DONE KID"
>chases after me with fannypackhands
>exit the store with maniac following me
>we run down side street
>he corners me
>eats my face
>we live in Florida, apparently
shadowwolf
Member
That was really good.
Everyone under this line has to triforce in their posts (no pictures) or you're a newfag.
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Donvittorio
Well-Known Member
>implying newfags can't triforce
