>Makes greentext thread

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shadowwolf

Member
Krysi said:
>goes on T9K
>sees greentext thread
>da faq is dis shit

No, seriously.

What the fack, man. -.-'
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It's a 4chan thing.

Heres something off the top of my head
>be 12
>not popular, not not popular
>be in school
>in class
>hot chick sits behind me
>she taps my shoulder
>ohshitwhatisit.jpg
>she tells me to pass note
>hand shakes in hesitation while grabbing note
>stand up to deliver the note
>walking
>almost there
>trip
>i burst into tears
>cracked head open
>bag of spaghetti
>spaghetti everywhere
>i lay there in a bloody pile of spaghetti
>mfw
>never show my face again to the outside world.
>homeschooled
>she comes to my house
>she tells me she thought i was cute
>shewantsmypackage
>what do i do
>mfw i slam the door on her
>mfw im retarded
>spaghetti
 
rsmv2you

rsmv2you

Well-Known Member
shadowwolf said:
Heres something off the top of my head
>be 12
>not popular, not not popular
>be in school
>in class
>hot chick sits behind me
>she taps my shoulder
>ohshitwhatisit.jpg
>she tells me to pass note
>hand shakes in hesitation while grabbing note
>stand up to deliver the note
>walking
>almost there
>trip
>i burst into tears
>cracked head open
>bag of spaghetti
>spaghetti everywhere
>i lay there in a bloody pile of spaghetti
>mfw
>never show my face again to the outside world.
>homeschooled
>she comes to my house
>she tells me she thought i was cute
>shewantsmypackage
>what do i do
>mfw i slam the door on her
>mfw im retarded
>spaghetti
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Wow that sucked....
 
rsmv2you

rsmv2you

Well-Known Member
shadowwolf said:
oh he mad. watch out guys. rsmv's mad
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Ugh. Can I be honest with you for a second? Without getting a troll response? Please?

You know your attitude lately isn't funny. You act like you are on 4chan for every thread which practically breaks a rule. You aren't on 4chan. You are on team9000. You aren't a anon here. You are shadowwolf. You cant act like a dumbass and walk off not expecting people to know who the dumbass is. Start thinking before posting a bit more. This stuff,
https://t9k.me/1G8
https://t9k.me/1G9
https://t9k.me/1Gb
doesn't instigate a good person. Half your responses to me have been garbled up garbage that would only pass as a reply on 4chan. Get a sense of placement and know what forum you are posting on. There is a time and place to have fun and frankly this thread represents 4chan but it doesn't mean it doesn't reflect you on this forums or negate the rules to it either.

Stop being a troll. Be a t9ker. If not at least stop acting like a idiot.
 
S

shadowwolf

Member
rsmv2you said:
Ugh. Can I be honest with you for a second? Without getting a troll response? Please?

You know your attitude lately isn't funny. You act like you are on 4chan for every thread which practically breaks a rule. You aren't on 4chan. You are on team9000. You aren't a anon here. You are shadowwolf. You cant act like a dumbass and walk off not expecting people to know who the dumbass is. Start thinking before posting a bit more. This stuff,
https://t9k.me/1G8
https://t9k.me/1G9
https://t9k.me/1Gb
doesn't instigate a good person. Half your responses to me have been garbled up garbage that would only pass as a reply on 4chan. Get a sense of placement and know what forum you are posting on. There is a time and place to have fun and frankly this thread represents 4chan but it doesn't mean it doesn't reflect you on this forums or negate the rules to it either.

Stop being a troll. Be a t9ker. If not at least stop acting like a idiot.
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Haven't been on 4chan in a while. Maybe the ignore feature would be useful for you.
 
Melexiious

Melexiious

Well-Known Member
>be beese
>log onto team9000
>sees greentext thread has new replies
>rsmv and shadow fighting again
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>decides to go have a shower
>gets text from girlfriend
>she wants to come over
>replies back saying of course
>30 minutes later
>hears knocking on door
>stop listening to ipod
>opens door
>kisses
>invites her in
>looks at clock
>3:00PM
>no one home
>with girlfriend
>no one home
>states fact that we're all alone
>she takes the hint
>she makes her way for the pants
>undoes pants
>gets down on knees
>starts sucking
>suddently music starts playing
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
>I have my hands on her head
>feel spikes
>spikes
>she comes back up to show a red skinned face with black lines
>she pulls out lightsaber
>I grab my cock
>turns into lightsaber
>start sword fighting
>fight in hallway
>looks at person outside of frontroom window slipping in pasta
>looks down
>red blade through stomach
>feelsbadman.jpg
>suddenly die
>floats towards the sky
>at pearly gates
>st peter is there
>lets me through
>touches pearly gates
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
And that my friend, is how you make a greentext story.
 
rsmv2you

rsmv2you

Well-Known Member
Beese said:
>be beese
>log onto team9000
>sees greentext thread has new replies
>rsmv and shadow fighting again
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>decides to go have a shower
>gets text from girlfriend
>she wants to come over
>replies back saying of course
>30 minutes later
>hears knocking on door
>stop listening to ipod
>opens door
>kisses
>invites her in
>looks at clock
>3:00PM
>no one home
>with girlfriend
>no one home
>states fact that we're all alone
>she takes the hint
>she makes her way for the pants
>undoes pants
>gets down on knees
>starts sucking
>suddently music starts playing
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
>I have my hands on her head
>feel spikes
>spikes
>she comes back up to show a red skinned face with black lines
>she pulls out lightsaber
>I grab my cock
>turns into lightsaber
>start sword fighting
>fight in hallway
>looks at person outside of frontroom window slipping in pasta
>looks down
>red blade through stomach
>feelsbadman.jpg
>suddenly die
>floats towards the sky
>at pearly gates
>st peter is there
>lets me through
>touches pearly gates
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
And that my friend, is how you make a greentext story.
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Beautiful. 10/10 would read again.
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I lost it at the link.
 
Audi

Audi

Well-Known Member
Beese said:
>be beese
>log onto team9000
>sees greentext thread has new replies
>rsmv and shadow fighting again
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>decides to go have a shower
>gets text from girlfriend
>she wants to come over
>replies back saying of course
>30 minutes later
>hears knocking on door
>stop listening to ipod
>opens door
>kisses
>invites her in
>looks at clock
>3:00PM
>no one home
>with girlfriend
>no one home
>states fact that we're all alone
>she takes the hint
>she makes her way for the pants
>undoes pants
>gets down on knees
>starts sucking
>suddently music starts playing
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
>I have my hands on her head
>feel spikes
>spikes
>she comes back up to show a red skinned face with black lines
>she pulls out lightsaber
>I grab my cock
>turns into lightsaber
>start sword fighting
>fight in hallway
>looks at person outside of frontroom window slipping in pasta
>looks down
>red blade through stomach
>feelsbadman.jpg
>suddenly die
>floats towards the sky
>at pearly gates
>st peter is there
>lets me through
>touches pearly gates
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
And that my friend, is how you make a greentext story.
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Melexiious

Melexiious

Well-Known Member
>people liking rsmv's post in responce to my post for the fact of a gif he didn't make in reply of a story that took me 30 minutes to make
>mfw

 
Audi

Audi

Well-Known Member
Beese said:
>people liking rsmv's post in responce to my post for the fact of a gif he didn't make in reply of a story that took me 30 minutes to make
>mfw

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That's how the rampant likewhoring of RSMV and 99% of the internet works my friend
Welcome to the internet
We have herpes
 
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