rsmv2you
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ಠಿ_ಠೆ Apparently likes mean more to you then they do to me cause I'm not the one mentioning them.
>Makes greentext thread
- Thread starter Mariolink42
- Start date
Melexiious
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What do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets?
rsmv2you
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I left them in the microwave like you said. ಠ_ಠ
Melexiious
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Audi
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You've missed the point and you're an arrogant fuck
Have a nice day
rsmv2you
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ಠಿ_ಠೆ Im not asking anyone to like my comments if thats what you are implying cause thats all you could imply. I fail to see your point.
Love you too.
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rsmv2you
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Donvittorio
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Audi
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Rule 84 of the Vorsprungverse
By the time Vorsprung has to explain his logic, he already doesn't care.
Ustulo
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>checks math grade>checks math grade
>has a B
notbad.jpg
>discovers I don't have to take the final
<mfw
>has an A
happybeese.jpg
>discovers I have to take the final
>is worth 35% of total grade
>mfw
Melexiious
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kay guys, you better contact Reggie for this next greentext story. You'll need tips on getting your body ready for such an amazing peice of literature.
>Be me
>Currently walking outside to get pasty from deli
>Walking down the street
>Cross the street
>Truck speeding down the street
>Ninja jump to avoid being hit
>Gets hit by another passing truck
>Spaghetti falls out of the threads of my pockets
>Bleeding out with spaghetti clogged pants
>Truck Driver comes out to check on what just happened
>Slips on Spaghetti
>Cracks his head open
>Mommas pasta sauce instead of brains
>Spaghetti now sauced
>Shits going down
>Get up with two broken legs
>Another truck hits me
>I start vomiting spaghetti
>Another truck hits me
>Spaghetti lubricating me as I slide down the street at 200mph
>Collide with rogue fannypack on the road
>Fly into the sky
>Getting Faster
>Break the sound barrier
>Windows Break into spaghetti
>Actually broke the spaghetti barrier
>Getting Faster
>Spaghetti still vomiting out of my mouth
>Streamline of Spaghetti falling behind me
>400mph
>Still Getting Faster
>Spaghetti starts erupting out of every thread in my clothes
>I am the spaghettiman
>Fly into space
>Still Getting even faster
>Reach 670 616 628 mph
>About to break the speed of light
>Fly past Alpha Centuri
>First Contact for alien race
>Aliens consider this an act of war and prepare the invasion of earth
>Spaghetti gets in their hi-tech weapons systems causing them to fry
>Finally Break Light Barrier
>I Turn into pure Spaghetti
>Pure unadulterated spaghetti energy
>Turning all passing suns and solar systems into Spaghetti Balls and Spaghetti Systems
>Still Getting Faster
>I start to feel all tingly
>I try open mouth to speak but all I get is spaghetti
>Words still audible as I say
>"my destiny awaits"
>I fly into the alternate dimentions
>4th Dimention
>I turn everything into spaghetti
>Turns into the Spaghetti-Time Dimention
>5th Dimention
>I make every reality into spaghetti or cause spaghetti
>I am the cause of spaghetti stories
>Still Getting Faster
>Skip to the 10th Dimention
>Everything is now affected by my Spaghetti Energies
>Or Spaghettnergy
>Still getting Faster
>Universe suddenly turns into giant bowl of spaghetti
>I didn't get to buy my pasty from the deli
>Be me
>Currently walking outside to get pasty from deli
>Walking down the street
>Cross the street
>Truck speeding down the street
>Ninja jump to avoid being hit
>Gets hit by another passing truck
>Spaghetti falls out of the threads of my pockets
>Bleeding out with spaghetti clogged pants
>Truck Driver comes out to check on what just happened
>Slips on Spaghetti
>Cracks his head open
>Mommas pasta sauce instead of brains
>Spaghetti now sauced
>Shits going down
>Get up with two broken legs
>Another truck hits me
>I start vomiting spaghetti
>Another truck hits me
>Spaghetti lubricating me as I slide down the street at 200mph
>Collide with rogue fannypack on the road
>Fly into the sky
>Getting Faster
>Break the sound barrier
>Windows Break into spaghetti
>Actually broke the spaghetti barrier
>Getting Faster
>Spaghetti still vomiting out of my mouth
>Streamline of Spaghetti falling behind me
>400mph
>Still Getting Faster
>Spaghetti starts erupting out of every thread in my clothes
>I am the spaghettiman
>Fly into space
>Still Getting even faster
>Reach 670 616 628 mph
>About to break the speed of light
>Fly past Alpha Centuri
>First Contact for alien race
>Aliens consider this an act of war and prepare the invasion of earth
>Spaghetti gets in their hi-tech weapons systems causing them to fry
>Finally Break Light Barrier
>I Turn into pure Spaghetti
>Pure unadulterated spaghetti energy
>Turning all passing suns and solar systems into Spaghetti Balls and Spaghetti Systems
>Still Getting Faster
>I start to feel all tingly
>I try open mouth to speak but all I get is spaghetti
>Words still audible as I say
>"my destiny awaits"
>I fly into the alternate dimentions
>4th Dimention
>I turn everything into spaghetti
>Turns into the Spaghetti-Time Dimention
>5th Dimention
>I make every reality into spaghetti or cause spaghetti
>I am the cause of spaghetti stories
>Still Getting Faster
>Skip to the 10th Dimention
>Everything is now affected by my Spaghetti Energies
>Or Spaghettnergy
>Still getting Faster
>Universe suddenly turns into giant bowl of spaghetti
>I didn't get to buy my pasty from the deli
MrFrog90
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If you are faster than the speed of light, you cant hear your voice.
Patchouli
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>greentext threadIf you are faster than the speed of light, you cant hear your voice.
>types in turquoise
MrFrog90
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Turquoise is awesome.
mcfar45
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>As I said on facebook.....There are not enough yes's in the world!!!!!!>MFW THIS SONG
BracaBrad
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Be me
Watching furry porn
Fapping away into the future
hear a noise
Turn around and hop up
trip over my pants and hit the floor
my dick started doing the dinosaur
Brought this thread back from the dead
