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Minecraft Name Change Now Available

TheGurw

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I believe he meant big dick slanger not big dicks langer. Which I had never heard of the word langer until just now.
Slanger is a bastardization of slinger, as in one who slings something sling being throw, so big dick slanger is one who throws a big dick. Possibly into orifices or onto foreheads or something similar. However I am not sure what the original intent was, since I'm not BIGDICKSLANGER, and never would be(i'm petite in the crotch). ROFL

That's just my interpretation. And if anyone doesn't think I'm serious, I love telling people how their penis could never be as good as mine because girls think it's cute cuz it's so small. :p

I once got an ant pregnant. Not your Aunt, she's too big.
Slanger is a term for a street salesperson. Apparently this person is selling whale penises on the street.
Except that would be totally lame. I only play pitcher, and never the catcher position.
Sucks to be you then.
 

RedBox

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RedBox, Rebo and Reb are taken and i have no idea what to change it to...
Was thinking Onkus but it's a pretty obsure joke.
 

Pixiel

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My name is: Pixiel
Why on earth would I change it? I mean, I could just be "RetoastedFetus", but then nobody would recognize me or love me as much :D
So I'll happily continue on as Pixiel(theRetoastedFetus) on this beautiful server of ours!

I can easily forsee someone finding this as offensive due to the minor amount of work to make the word "Retard" in that name.
Ruiner! NAYSAYER! RAAAWR!!!!
 
I wasn't being bitchy, just expressing awareness of the rest of humanity's bitchiness. I, honestly, don't care. I just would hate to see someone banned for inflammatory use of that RedTardis to insult a player using such a handle.
 

RedBox

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I wasn't being bitchy, just expressing awareness of the rest of humanity's bitchiness. I, honestly, don't care. I just would hate to see someone banned for inflammatory use of that RedTardis to insult a player using such a handle.
Just as a note for you, RedTardis was probably more-or-less a play on my name and my love for doctor who.
Red TARDIS.

EDIT: though lets be completely honest here, I changed my name to Onkus. Changing it to a word-play on retard wouldn't have bothered me in the slightest.
 
Just as a note for you, RedTardis was probably more-or-less a play on my name and my love for doctor who.
WHAT?! Red Tardis is derived from the name RedBox? Say it ain't so! It isn't like the Doctor constantly refers to the Tardis as his big, blue, box.

/sarcasm
 

ChibaMasato

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Okay, I guess some people find "retard" more offensive than a player called "Gurw_Cums_In_My_Anus" or "XECSUCKSOFFBIGDICKSLANGERS" or having their sword renamed to "Gurw shoved his penis in my anus", so yeah the boundaries are pretty clear there.
You missed the point. I didn't mean about the name or anything. I meant implying someone shouldn't be here.
 
I'll be the first to admit that I'm the biggest asshole I know, and the runner up isn't anywhere near. I have no problem with pornographic, immature, or degrading usernames or language. I was simply pointing out the possibilities, and expressing a distaste towards anyone being banned because we're all a bunch of immature, pornographic assholes.

I like spending time online with you immature, pornographic assholes.
 

DOS622

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You missed the point. I didn't mean about the name or anything. I meant implying someone shouldn't be here.
Oh yeah, sorry, I didn't mean "go away" to anyone, but maybe like blu3 says, if you're easily offended, it's probably in your best interests..

I'll be the first to admit that I'm the biggest asshole I know, and the runner up isn't anywhere near.
I think you're lying, you seem to be concerned about what people think too much :p
 

Pasaria

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It's kinda annoying anyone can look up prior usernames. It would be nice if there was some sort of barrier to do so, for privacy reasons.
 
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