broadshore
New Member
Greetings all, Broadshore here.
New guy in the Minecraft sector.
New guy in the Minecraft sector.
Name is Broadshore.
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Audi
Well-Known Member
G'day g'day g'day wahey
You are now T9K brethren, and Casham's not gay
I'm a sexual deviant with bumplug do play
I'm unoffically sanctioned for welcomes today
Mah sexalicious name is MC Vorsprung
Fondle your scrotum and smoke the bong
It's frisky business, and this is a ryhme
I wish you enjoy your T9K timey-time
I made up a song to welcome the newbs
I beguile them with language and pictures of boobs
I dance with no pants, let's have some more woobs
And now let's eat pie and wank off Redtoobs
You are now T9K brethren, and Casham's not gay
I'm a sexual deviant with bumplug do play
I'm unoffically sanctioned for welcomes today
Mah sexalicious name is MC Vorsprung
Fondle your scrotum and smoke the bong
It's frisky business, and this is a ryhme
I wish you enjoy your T9K timey-time
I made up a song to welcome the newbs
I beguile them with language and pictures of boobs
I dance with no pants, let's have some more woobs
And now let's eat pie and wank off Redtoobs
Casham
Well-Known Member
RemOfShadows
Well-Known Member
welcome broarshore enjoy your *forever* here, as you can see we're a creative bunch 
pure genius! xD
broadshore
New Member
Ah... Did I just get fondled over message. O_O
I think I did.. O_O
Ah.. Thank you, and very unexcepted hello.
Casham, thank you! You guys run a really awesome server.
moondoggy23
Well-Known Member
Haldo! Salutations! Greetings!
These are but a few of the warm welcomes and the like that you will most likely not be seeing posted here! I will say this you now: Welcome to Team9000! We're an eclectic group of gamers and the like who enjoy a good time playing almost any game (seriously, ANY game, just ask MagicForDummies) and not taking ourselves too seriously while doing so. It would seem you've found your way here in large part due to Minecraft, which is great! A lot of our members originally hail from that world, but find there are so many other things around here that they simply cannot resist trying something else.
If you are still reading this (which I certainly hope you are, because these things take time and effort, both of which I severly lack!), allow my words to help guide your eyes around the site to it's many different parts, some more sexy and attractive than others. Obviously, you've found the forums and have shown a very basic ability to create threads and post them, congratulations! Aside from the Forums, we also have a Blogs section whereupon you can create something even more deep and enthralling, something akin to a rant, but with more flair and pomp and circumstance. Another link I should reccommend will be the Servers link. There, you can find a list game we currently host a server for, and can host a server for. Some may be down due to inactivity, but if you ask the right person the right way, it can be brought back up for you in a jiffy. Rarely is such a thing done in a flash around here, since that may cause seizures in some people. From here, if you would continue your blank stare a little more to the right, you can see a Chat link. This link is the lifeline to direct contact with other members of Team9000. From this link, you are permitted the ability to communicate via text to other people in real time! Their responses may be, well...less than desirable, but they do respond, and I think that is all we can ask for at the moment. If typing words isn't your bag of chips, we do offer a voice communication system called Mumble. There should be instructions on how to download and log in to our Mumble server under the Wiki link up at the top 'o the page. Much like the chat system, responses are in real time, and they may be expletive-laden, but that's only because Casey has tourettes and we don't want him to feel left out (ASS LICKER).
So, with all of that I once again welcome you, broadshore to Team9000. If you follow the rules, and play nice, and be nice to your mother you should do fine here and not have to worry about anything too serious. Allow me to put one little cherry on this cake of a welcome message. It is a picture that I think you will find most enjoyable:
(ASS LICKER)
These are but a few of the warm welcomes and the like that you will most likely not be seeing posted here! I will say this you now: Welcome to Team9000! We're an eclectic group of gamers and the like who enjoy a good time playing almost any game (seriously, ANY game, just ask MagicForDummies) and not taking ourselves too seriously while doing so. It would seem you've found your way here in large part due to Minecraft, which is great! A lot of our members originally hail from that world, but find there are so many other things around here that they simply cannot resist trying something else.
If you are still reading this (which I certainly hope you are, because these things take time and effort, both of which I severly lack!), allow my words to help guide your eyes around the site to it's many different parts, some more sexy and attractive than others. Obviously, you've found the forums and have shown a very basic ability to create threads and post them, congratulations! Aside from the Forums, we also have a Blogs section whereupon you can create something even more deep and enthralling, something akin to a rant, but with more flair and pomp and circumstance. Another link I should reccommend will be the Servers link. There, you can find a list game we currently host a server for, and can host a server for. Some may be down due to inactivity, but if you ask the right person the right way, it can be brought back up for you in a jiffy. Rarely is such a thing done in a flash around here, since that may cause seizures in some people. From here, if you would continue your blank stare a little more to the right, you can see a Chat link. This link is the lifeline to direct contact with other members of Team9000. From this link, you are permitted the ability to communicate via text to other people in real time! Their responses may be, well...less than desirable, but they do respond, and I think that is all we can ask for at the moment. If typing words isn't your bag of chips, we do offer a voice communication system called Mumble. There should be instructions on how to download and log in to our Mumble server under the Wiki link up at the top 'o the page. Much like the chat system, responses are in real time, and they may be expletive-laden, but that's only because Casey has tourettes and we don't want him to feel left out (ASS LICKER).
So, with all of that I once again welcome you, broadshore to Team9000. If you follow the rules, and play nice, and be nice to your mother you should do fine here and not have to worry about anything too serious. Allow me to put one little cherry on this cake of a welcome message. It is a picture that I think you will find most enjoyable:
(ASS LICKER)
Coulometry
Well-Known Member
Hello there and welcome to the forum. It's a pleasure to meet you broadshore.
broadshore
New Member
LOL! Wicked. I'm beginning to like here. Thank a lot folks! See you in server.
Thank a lot folks! See you in server. 
batteofomega4
Well-Known Member
Welcome my fellow gamer ! I am happy to welcome you to team9000 here is my theme song.....
here is my theme song.....
Mariolink42
Well-Known Member
Hello thar. That name makes me want to be a gentlemen.
