Nation Down To Last Hundred Grown-Ups

[kagato]

Ahh, the Onion, what would we do without you?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-down-to-last-hundred-grownups,20491/

According to recent data, the grown-up population has plummeted dramatically since 1950, when a Census count found that more than 24 million Americans could both admit when they were wrong and respect a viewpoint other than their own. Today, only one in three million citizens can provide thoughtful advice to a fellow human being instead of immediately shifting the topic to their own personal issues or what they had for lunch.

 

[CaptainGinyu]

I like this one more:http://www.theonion.com/articles/update-giant-bin-laden-destroys-new-york-washingto,20536/
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