News caption thread

[rollcast123]

In this thread we shall take some pictures from recent news events and try and find the best caption to go under the picture.

For a start I've got this picture from the riots in London, what is the guy on the right thinking

 

[Audi]

That's such a big line to go to the toilet.

 

[rollcast123]

One from my dad

I do hope they leave some tea for oneself