Audi
Well-Known Member
Hello again, assorted individuals of dubious background and creed, Vorsprung here.
At the moment, I'm in Melbourne. If you don't know what Melbourne is (probably because you are an ignorant American: I roll in your dollars), it is a city in Victoria, Australia, which is MUCH WORSE that Sydney.
However, it is hot here. Which defeats the only real advantage of going to Melbourne - escaping the heat.
Anyway, it means I'll probably not be on here much for a week or so. Which is awful for you, I know, but I'm sorry.
To business -
Have you noticed that whenever you go to an airport, you forget something? You just leave the drive, turn onto the highway, and then realize:
"Fuck, I've forgotten my sunnies / glasses / bomb / tampons / third child / spleen."
It's annoying, eh? And of course, you can't drive back and pack it away because you'll miss the flight, probably because you wasted your morning looking for your camera charger you thought you had packed yesterday.
Now, you are going to feel vulnerable for the entire trip! Not to mention, you'll probably need to use that item you forgot many times on your trip. The one time Melbourne is sunny, and I don't have sunnies.
Also I forgot the flamethrower.
Bemusement! It's an amazing thing.
Goodbye, and here's some more Tim Minchin,
VORSPRUNG
At the moment, I'm in Melbourne. If you don't know what Melbourne is (probably because you are an ignorant American: I roll in your dollars), it is a city in Victoria, Australia, which is MUCH WORSE that Sydney.
However, it is hot here. Which defeats the only real advantage of going to Melbourne - escaping the heat.
Anyway, it means I'll probably not be on here much for a week or so. Which is awful for you, I know, but I'm sorry.
To business -
Have you noticed that whenever you go to an airport, you forget something? You just leave the drive, turn onto the highway, and then realize:
"Fuck, I've forgotten my sunnies / glasses / bomb / tampons / third child / spleen."
It's annoying, eh? And of course, you can't drive back and pack it away because you'll miss the flight, probably because you wasted your morning looking for your camera charger you thought you had packed yesterday.
Now, you are going to feel vulnerable for the entire trip! Not to mention, you'll probably need to use that item you forgot many times on your trip. The one time Melbourne is sunny, and I don't have sunnies.
Also I forgot the flamethrower.
Bemusement! It's an amazing thing.
Goodbye, and here's some more Tim Minchin,
VORSPRUNG
