Politically Incorrect Joke Thread

TheChilliMan

TheChilliMan

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If you have any offensive jokes that you'd rather not say in front of your mother then feel free to dump them here.
We could all do with a guilty laugh. :)
 
GreenEarth

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Audi

Audi

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Ooooh, I've got a good one.

Three men are on a cruise ship - an Afghani, a Kiwi, and an Aussie. Unfortunately, it's the Costa Concordia, so it hits a reef and starts to sink.

In a bid to stop the ship from sinking, the three men elect to chuck some of their weight off the side. They come across a number of large crates filled with goods.

The Afghani picks up a crate filled with explosives. He throws it off the side of the boat. He explains to his friends,
"We have too much of that in my country."

The Kiwi finds a crate filled with sheep. Although he's quite reluctant, he throws it off the side of the boat. He then explains,
"We have too much of that in my country."

The Aussie notices that the rest of the crates are filled with beer. After a long moral crisis, he picks up the Kiwi by the waist and throws him off the side of the boat. The Afghani looks at the Aussie with disgust.

"Well, we have too much of that in my country."
 
3vans

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Vorsprung said:
Ooooh, I've got a good one.

Three men are on a cruise ship - an Afghani, a Kiwi, and an Aussie. Unfortunately, it's the Costa Concordia, so it hits a reef and starts to sink.

In a bid to stop the ship from sinking, the three men elect to chuck some of their weight off the side. They come across a number of large crates filled with goods.

The Afghani picks up a crate filled with explosives. He throws it off the side of the boat. He explains to his friends,
"We have too much of that in my country."

The Kiwi finds a crate filled with sheep. Although he's quite reluctant, he throws it off the side of the boat. He then explains,
"We have too much of that in my country."

The Aussie notices that the rest of the crates are filled with beer. After a long moral crisis, he picks up the Kiwi by the waist and throws him off the side of the boat. The Afghani looks at the Aussie with disgust.

"Well, we have too much of that in my country."
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Beat me to it.
 
lacar1601

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A Mexican is applying for United States citizenship. And that's the joke

No srs, I'll continue.

As some of you know, in order to pass the American citizenship test, those applying for citizenship must have knowledge of United States history and government on a level that majority of Americans don't know. They must also know the English language.
Of course, the Mexican immigrant, having studied really hard, had a very strong command of the English language. He passed all the tests with flying colors.
The supervisor, who had a sense of humor, was impressed with the Mexican's accomplishments, and he decided to come up with one more on-the-spot test.
"While I go prepare your certificate of citizenship, I want to think about a sentence in English that includes the words 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican thought about it, and when the supervisor returned he stated, "The phone goes green green green, so I pink up the phone and say 'yellow?'"
 
MrFrog90

MrFrog90

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lacar1601 said:
A Mexican is applying for United States citizenship. And that's the joke

No srs, I'll continue.

As some of you know, in order to pass the American citizenship test, those applying for citizenship must have knowledge of United States history and government on a level that majority of Americans don't know. They must also know the English language.
Of course, the Mexican immigrant, having studied really hard, had a very strong command of the English language. He passed all the tests with flying colors.
The supervisor, who had a sense of humor, was impressed with the Mexican's accomplishments, and he decided to come up with one more on-the-spot test.
"While I go prepare your certificate of citizenship, I want to think about a sentence in English that includes the words 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican thought about it, and when the supervisor returned he stated, "The phone goes green green green, so I pink up the phone and say 'yellow?'"
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I don't get it.
 
that_taco_guy

that_taco_guy

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lacar1601 said:
A Mexican is applying for United States citizenship. And that's the joke

No srs, I'll continue.

As some of you know, in order to pass the American citizenship test, those applying for citizenship must have knowledge of United States history and government on a level that majority of Americans don't know. They must also know the English language.
Of course, the Mexican immigrant, having studied really hard, had a very strong command of the English language. He passed all the tests with flying colors.
The supervisor, who had a sense of humor, was impressed with the Mexican's accomplishments, and he decided to come up with one more on-the-spot test.
"While I go prepare your certificate of citizenship, I want to think about a sentence in English that includes the words 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican thought about it, and when the supervisor returned he stated, "The phone goes green green green, so I pink up the phone and say 'yellow?'"
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I lold. :p

MrFrog90 said:
I don't get it.
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Fdebijl said:
Me neither.
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Would it help if you called me on Skype, and I said that in a Mexican Accent?
 
that_taco_guy

that_taco_guy

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Oh, this is horrible.

Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.

And I laughed. I'm Hispanic. Am I going to Hell?
 
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