Politically Incorrect Joke Thread

[Keyblade474]

You see a Mexican riding down the street on a bike. You have a rock in your hands. Do you throw the rock at the Mexican or the bike?

Spoiler

The Mexican, because it's probably your bike.

 

[Nic1234]

Spoiler: Why can't mexicans cross the border in 3's?

Because it says no trespassing.

 

[Keyblade474]

Spoiler: What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.

Spoiler: What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

A mudslide.

Spoiler: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A jailbreak.

 

[that_taco_guy]

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

L-A-W-L

 

[rsmv2you]

DispolitcallyincorectthreadNotletsberacistbastardsyhread

watfuck

 

[that_taco_guy]

DispolitcallyincorectthreadNotletsberacistbastardsyhread

watfuck

Do we seriously have to go through with this again? We already had the Dolan Thread argument...

 

[rsmv2you]

Do we seriously have to go through with this again? We already had the Dolan Thread argument...

I couldn't give a fuck about the racist part. I am saying come up with better jokes. These are getting old and I have heard them all before.

 

[that_taco_guy]

I couldn't give a fuck about the racist part. I am saying come up with better jokes. These are getting old and I have heard them all before.

Ah.

Esta bien, amigo.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

Why can't Ecuadorians have a high quality education?

Spoiler

I'm just kidding. Ecuador is a beautiful country, with an adequate education system

 

[GreenEarth]

The United States legislative branch is really effective.

 

[3vans]

An American, Canadien and Mexican walk into a bar...

Spoiler: Very politically correct

What a fine example of racial harmony!

 

[daredevil71789]

What do you call a black person covered in butter?

Spoiler

Burnt toast!

 

[TheXraptor]

An African American and Hispanic guy are riding in a car. Who's driving?

Spoiler

The Police.

 

[Nic1234]

How do I make spoilers?

[spoiler= whatever you want to name it] [/spoiler]

 

[Audi]

I couldn't give a fuck about the racist part. I am saying come up with better jokes. These are getting old and I have heard them all before.

Then I'll tell you rascist Australian ones?

Spoiler: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a bucket of faeces?

The bucket.

That's so rascist, but funny.

 

[Melexiious]

I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit. For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played Rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.

 

[JerzeyLegend]

Awww that's messed up!

 

[that_taco_guy]

World War II, anyone?

 

[NewspaperCrane]

World War II, anyone?

THIS. Politically correct. Completely.

 

[Cathykiddo]

There was a survey in the US where 600 women were asked if they would sleep with Bill Clinton.
82% replied never again.

Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?
So you could read her lips.