Politically Incorrect Joke Thread

[that_taco_guy]

Bump.

That's just plane wrong.

 

[Squirley_Guy]

How do you know a Chinese man robbed your house?

Spoiler

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two and a half hours later, he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

Also guys, I really don't like Jew jokes. My Grandfather died in the Holocaust.
*random person* How'd he die?

Spoiler

He fell out of a guard tower.

Yeah, I don't appreciate them either. My Grandad died in the Holocaust as well.
*random person* How'd he die?

Spoiler

Some asshole fell out of a guard tower on him.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?

I cry when I chop up onions.

 

[Cacher]

What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?

I cry when I chop up onions.

mikey's gonna kill you.

 

[shadowwolf]

You would think I would have a bunch of them.

I don't.. yet.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

mikey's gonna kill you.

But why?

 

[Celty]

Here's one I found:
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Spoiler

He wiped his ass.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

I don't care if I get killed for it, here's more dead hooker jokes:

1. What's the difference between a dead hooker an a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

2. So, a guy goes to a whorehouse. He goes to the Madam and says: "What can I get for two bucks?"
The Madam replies: "Well you can have ten minutes with the dead hooker upstairs."
So he goes upstairs, and has his ten minutes. When he goes back to the front desk he asks the Madam: "Did that girl die of a cold or something? She has all this stuff running out of her nose."
Upon hearing this, the Madam sighs and says "She must be full"

 

[Zakkon]

So there was this apartment building with three floors. On the first floor lived an asian. On the second floor lived an african, and on the third floor lived a swede.
One day, a fire started in the building, who got out?

Spoiler: Answer

The swede, becuase he had a job.

 

[Io_Reign]

What do you call a bunch of jews on a string?

Jewelry

What do you call a bunch of jews in a blender?

Juice.

Why does Mexico not have an olympic team?

Everyone who can run jump or swim is already in america.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Edit: 1 Express ticket to hell please

 

[Keyblade474]

You wanna know what's bad?

Spoiler

A dead baby in a trash can.

Wanna know what's worse?

Spoiler

10 dead babies in 10 trash cans.

Wanna know what's worse?

Spoiler

10 dead babies in 1 trash can.

Wanna know what's worse?

Spoiler

1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

 

[_Joostb]

/REVIIIIIIVEEEEE

Pedophiles are fucking immature cunts.
fucking is a verb here.
Once, a mexican listened to the radio. He heard a song by Michael Jackson, grabbed a gun, and shot himself through the head.
Man in the MIrror: "if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change!"
If you dont get one of them, press ctrl+a

 

[Unismurfsity]

A friend of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, “How can you tell them apart?” He said, “Her brother has a mustache”

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers…

How do you figure out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground

There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who’s driving?
Border Patrol.


... I'm going to hell.

 

[Squirley_Guy]

What's the only thing faster than the Mexican who stole my TV?

Spoiler: yeah yeah yeah I'm going to hell and so is everyone else in this thread. We get it.

His brother Jose who stole my VCR

 

[konflakes]

What is red and spins around at 60mph?

Spoiler

A baby in a blender

Which would you rather; A panda's head up your ass or your head up a panda's ass?

Spoiler

Why not both?